Matthias

a dumb noob who has no friends and is most likely a nerd; typically being a dumbass and a retard.

"Hey, lets go sit at that table over there. Shit, matthias sits there, lets move to the other side of the lunchroom."

by Buddy Boi From Fortnite February 24, 2021

Malthius

To ruin a gaming community through poor administration, arrogance and general ineptitude.

I don't even like battlefield anymore, but I like being an admin; it makes me important, so I'm just going to go all Malthius and be a dick about everything

by Bobz0rpuss1 July 8, 2010

Matthijs

Born and raised in Mongolia. Spent first 20 or so years in his life fapping in a yurt.
Heavy drinker and tendencies to have mind altering episodes naming himself Gary.
Gary likes to throw bicycles in canals.

Very dangerous. Must not feed and call police.

Watch out there’s a Matthijs behind you.

by Draakdraaklelijkendraak November 23, 2021

Matthias

A Matthias doesn't undestand how anything works.

Person 1: Did you undestand this?
Matthias: No, I didn't get it...

by MrSchmorington January 25, 2018

Mathius

A boy who fucks around and sucks ice cubes

I walked into the bathroom and saw Mathius rolling around in the bathtub yelling weeeesssss

by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeèēeeeeeeeeee November 9, 2018

Matthias Ears

When your ears are so big people mistake you for Matthias.

Bryan: Hey, Matthias!

Joey: I’m not Matthias! I ‘m Joey!
Bryan: When did you get those Matthias ears?

by IHasPseudonym January 5, 2019

saggy matthias

A certain person we know by many....lykd by few, with a certain pair of breasts with a sagging tendeny that'd whiplash any grandma

Wow, that girl is really hott...*girl turns round*....fucking hell, she's got tits on her lyk a saggy matthias!

by John April 14, 2005