Masterbit

The act of dishonestly gaining Fitbit steps by shaking one's arm in an up and down motion.

Wow, he just passed 15,000 steps today. I still consider myself ahead because he got his steps by masterbitting.

by Mac007 March 18, 2014

Masterchef

A show where 3 fat gronks eat food and go "Mmmmm".

Person 1 "Hey did you watch the new episode of Masterchef last night?"
Person 2 "Isnt that the show where 3 fat gronks eat food and go Mmmmm is it any good because it looks like shit."

by ClassicalMemes April 12, 2020

Kansas City Masterpiece

Hypocritical barbecue sauce that is more like spicy ketchup. Indeed, it has nothing to do with Kansas City barbecue.

Johnny: Hey, give me some of that Kansas City Masterpiece for my ribs.
Susie: Johnny, you ignorant slut. Don't speak of that blasphemy in Kansas City. My gang'll lynch you.

by saturninely November 25, 2009

Masterbite

Masterbite is where you suck your own dick for pleasure. Some People may think its impossible but bendey people can.

Oh My God i had a tight masterbite last night.

by Jacob && Harry August 5, 2008

"it's not a masterpiece", it's a ✨mistake✨

it is a mistake.

:) user (4 months ago)
"it's not a masterpiece", it's a ✨mistake✨

by zenvio January 18, 2022

Masterbeat

to masturbate whilse eating.

I masterbeated on your bed while you were at work, so watch out for the spooge on the bottom left corner.

by supertrooperdude_69 September 25, 2009

It’s not a mistake ✨ IT’S A MASTERPIECE ✨

A trend started by JellyBean. This trend spread all over YouTube and got so annoying, JellyBean revived hate, got doxxed, got her face reveal leaked, and revived death threats.

“ It’s not a mistake ✨ IT’S A MASTERPIECE ✨”
“OH MY GOD, GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!!! I wish every thing was OG.”

by Anti-TikTok July 22, 2022