"That guy over there gets all the women..."
"Yeah, he's got a fanny masher"
"Yeah, he's a fanny masher"
"Yeah, he's got a fanny masher"
"Yeah, he's a fanny masher"
by OllyRinse December 24, 2008

by greg July 16, 2008

by aj1969 December 28, 2007

1. Jim Thome may be really old, but he's still a bona fide dong masher
2. Trey: "I'm so horny"
Cory: "Call Penelope, that chick's been mashing dongs since 6th grade."
Trey: "True, she is quite a dong masher."
2. Trey: "I'm so horny"
Cory: "Call Penelope, that chick's been mashing dongs since 6th grade."
Trey: "True, she is quite a dong masher."
by Willy Langon May 16, 2008

1. (n) a man's penis
2. (v) a woman who partakes in the slamming of her vagina against her cohorts vagina.
2. (v) a woman who partakes in the slamming of her vagina against her cohorts vagina.
1. I'm gonna whap that girl in the face with my gash masher.
2. Dude, I was at a party last nite hitting on this chick, and then she told me she was a lesbian. "I was like man, fuck that gash masher!"
2. Dude, I was at a party last nite hitting on this chick, and then she told me she was a lesbian. "I was like man, fuck that gash masher!"
by Team JPD March 26, 2003

by Someonecreepy December 21, 2008

by Shruberry January 28, 2005
