marmite spider

anus; commonly used to provide a vivid mental image to the recipient

check out the naturist rock climber! he flashing his marmite spider

by dan November 25, 2004

marmite masher

Marmite masher= A male homosexual

your a marmite masher

by wildfire93 June 27, 2006

Marmite Challenge

Taking a shot of Pimm's followed by a tablespoon of Marmite

Ice bucket challenge.....hell no.....Roberts doing the Marmite Challenge

by Marmitechallenge August 23, 2014

Marmite Kiss

To kiss an anus

She was so hot I had to give her a Marmite kiss

by Caps99 November 12, 2014

Marmite Dog

The act of smearing Marmite on your balls, for your dog to lick off!

Guy 1: I had a Marmite Dog last night.

Guy 2: what the hell are you on about?

Guy 1: Yeah! I smeared Marmite on my bollocks while I was whacking off, then I got the dog to lick it all off!

by Nerofalco1 May 21, 2011

marmite hairs

Sticky sweaty and slightly shitty hairs that stick your arse cheeks together like Velcro.

You could hear the twang of marmite hairs releasing as Rob's fat hairy arse cheeks separated when he bent over.

by Shittydick March 4, 2015

Marmite Finger

When either toilet paper tears or it is not positioned properly while wiping. As a result your finger resembles Marmite spread on bread.

When wiping I ran out of runway and over ran onto my finger, thus a Marmite finger.

by Jackorc November 16, 2010