MAP

a “MAP” is a hell bound individual who has the notion that being attracted to children is a real sexuality and not what it is, which is sick and twisted pedophilia. They claim that it stands for “Minor Attracted Person”, but it is just pedophilia.

Sam: So I heard that the synagogue down the street was full of maps!
Matt: Don’t call them Maps, they are pedophiles.

by I hate greenies January 25, 2021

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Montenegrin American Princess

A girl who is born in America but is from Montenegrin heritage. Monegro is a VERY VERY small country somewhere in Europe, nobody is really sure where because it is so small.

wow, that girl Angela is such a MAP. love her.

by lilmissmontegro April 29, 2011

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The point of a map is not to tell somebody how to navigate, it's to be a reference they don't need to rely on always, even if it's a reliable reference.

The map was good for what it was, but it wasn't something anybody must have.

by Solid Mantis November 18, 2020

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an instance when someone likes another person and/or wants to get in their pants and they persue that person for as long as it takes. ("mapping" out their plan.)

girl: "when he pulls me away a lot of times i cant tell if hes mapping me, or just trying to be friends."
girl2: "shit."

by biz August 15, 2005

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Men Are Pigs. a statement regarding the male tendency to degrade women.

male: "Shut up, men are talking"
female "MAP, one fucking day you'll wake up without your liitle friend"

by Bacon may taste good but it's bad for you September 2, 2004

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A Minor Attracted Person. A person who is attracted to those under 18. Someone who has just as valid sexual feelings as someone who is attracted to adults. A NoMAP is a non offending (or no touching) minor attracted person.

MAP as valid just as someone else.

by MrNobody3000 June 8, 2022

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