Mangran

a grandmother who is built like a man

you're grandmother is a mangran

by Brendan^^ October 17, 2009

mangradulate

The act of a man condescendingly complimenting or congratulating a woman on accomplishing a task normally associated with men.

Well, little lady, permit me to mangradulate you on changing the oil on your car all by yourself.

Well, little lady, permit me to mangradulate you on your keen understanding of the intraciacies of the Rule 5 draft of Major League Baseball.

by DennisInAtor October 23, 2018

manoa's bitch

A Kyle, man with no back bone or moral compass. Becomes a scared little bitch in confrontation instead of being a man. Overall just looks like a pussy. Can probably find him stabbing you in the back at your local dorms.

Hey look isn't that Manoa's Bitch walking over there with a limp?

by Don't Fuck With Me Pussy October 10, 2019

shatness majoralis

a fancy way of saying "oh shit" can be used when realising you've forgotten something or screwed up.

oh shatness majoralis I forgot to wear underwear today

by Emily Maddocks September 3, 2007

Lea manor high school

Biggest shithole you’ll ever go to

The head teacher is a right donut n thinks she’s big n scary

“I go to lea manor high school the biggest shithole in Luton”

by SlayChicka November 8, 2018

Get off at Manors

To pull out of a lady just before you cum.

Manors is the last Metro station stop just before you arrive at Newcastle City Centre.

"ah has having sex me me lass last neet an Aa'd to get off at Manors, hooevah ah ejaculated aal ower hor breasts instead"

by analtwat May 25, 2007

Manopause

A mental condition typically found in men in their mid to late 50's brought on by the realization that old age is just around the corner. Symptoms include: frequent reminiscing about the “good ol’ days”, cranky judgmental attitude and a closed minded approach to anything new. Usually punctuated by the chronic need to play a lot golf and vote republican. The condition is difficult to cure and almost always progresses into oldtimers disease.

"Get off my lawn!" Mr. Wagner screamed at the kids playing next door. What happend to him? they asked each other, one kid whispered "my mom says he's got manopause"

by Paul Lowry April 16, 2006