Mandarin affair

A sex act consisting of stuffing 2 mandarin oranges in your partners anus, then fucking them in an upright position until they both pop out.

my girlfriend and I decided to try the mandarin affair. The results were juicy...

by Clitcmmander September 5, 2020

Mandarin

Mandarin: verb|to
The action of performing a Mandarin

I don’t think I’ll be able to Mandarin today

by Sussy_Bakka6969 August 6, 2021

Mandarin Lessons

Somewhere adults take you when you can't understand Chinese characters, even though most of your family can speak it fluently. You would learn it for most of your childhood, but after each class you would forget what it was even about.

Please don't take me back to Mandarin Lessons mommy!

by hello I am someone October 28, 2021

Mandarin

A language spoken by most of China. It's hard as fuck to learn for lots of English speakers.

"Want to learn Mandarin as your second language? Yeah gl lol."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022

Mandarin Turnout

When a girl gets screwed so hard in the butt that her butthole gets pulled out and looks like a Mandarin orange.

I jumped this girl so hard I gave her a Mandarin Turnout

by Gspot0815 October 23, 2022

mandarin munting

The premise of mandarin munting is the same as munting except it consists of 3 people instead of 2. To mandarin munt one person must shove a mandarin into the dead persons anus while the other 2 do the basic steps to munting. After doing this when one person jumps onto the corpse it launches the mandarin into one persons mouth and the bodily fluids get sent either into the sky or into someone's mouth

"Yo jake tryna go do some mandarin munting? My grandma got buried recently"

by yWaffle January 26, 2025

A Matarizzo

Someone who says they're gonna delete their Instagram account every few months, makes a big deal of it, but is back a day or two later

Oh dear lort, she's doing a matarizzo AGAIN 🙄

by Wrecking bitches June 3, 2018