Manchild

A man who makes up lies on the internet to be cool, is 40 years old and dresses like a teenager. Lives with mom. See "Stodd" from bottomofthebucket.com

"The manchild standing at the bus stop smoking GPCs"

by dave November 3, 2003

manship

One worthy of contempt or ridicule. Generally associated with someone who whilst remaining essentially harmless - and often even likeable - makes a complete tosspot of themselves due to utterly inappropriate behaviour or poorly judged fashion statements. Many manships can be found in karaoke bars. One driving a vauxhall corsa with an oversize exhaust and dubiously executed modifications intended to make it look more like a fighter jet than a shit car is almost certainly a weapons grade manship.
Also as an expression of fatigue, or disability due to drug or alcohol abuse.
Descriptive of one wasting time or bungling aimlesssly. Predictably, also loosely interchangeable with the verb fuck. Plural manships, verb to manship

Why have you come to my grandmother's funeral in a crushed velvet suit; nay - a purple crushed velvet suit, you fucking manship?

Ye gods I'm manshipped. Take me home at once, driver.

What's that odd chap in the salopettes doing yonder? OH I don't know, just manshipping around I suspect.

She was a lovely girl, but her flaps were like a meaty windsock so I manshipped her in the ass and sent her home in the Rolls.

by Dave Le Grande May 17, 2007

Manchichi

A short spiky collection of hair atop the head of a grown man, similar to the hairstyle embraced by the 1980s plush children's toy and cartoon, the "Monchichis." A manchichi is identical to the kind of ponytail a parent might try to secure on the top of their toddler's head before having enough hair to properly do so.

"I can't fuck a guy with a manchichi. It makes me feel like a child molester."

by DjinDjin June 10, 2015

special needs manchild

someone who always gets it wrong, every time!!! They will legit slip over anything from a leaf to a banana skin. They don't actually have a special need but act like they do, they also make terrible jokes that are often REALLY screwed up. They often spontaniously combust, this is believed to be God's work wiping up evolution's mistakes...

hello large cliff, i'm a special needs manchild. Oh look, a banana skin! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(you know what happened next)

by GTR10000 teh sweglord June 10, 2016

manchina

refering to a man's parts, in comparison to fine china. Antonym of vagina

Don't front on me fool or I'll kick you in the manchina.

by Mr. Manchy December 22, 2008

manchild

One who has a hairy chest like a sweater or fur rug. He talks about stupid shit and also his own shit. He also wear a basketball jersey(clean or dirty) at all times. He is a so called player in his own mind but is only willing to pay for women. He likes them large and is scared that his dad may spank him. His sister sleeps in his bed and he needs permission to leave the house. He is also almost 30.

Manchild Joe went to DC and leaned up against a tree starring oddly at large women. He told them he owns pizza shop all while wearing his jersey and hitting end on his phone because his dad calls non stop to spank him. Manchild joe is one who stands in the corner and grunts at women. He makes them scared.

by Gorino Pig October 18, 2011

MANCHILD

A very highly intelligent male, who refuses to accept that he has the world at his fingertips, but fails utilise any ability,

Always needing something, even if his bank account says No
This particular breeds loves older woman, they call their significant other "woman",or "old Lady"
"Hey "woman" get on the back of my bike" Or when speaking to friends he checks with his "old lady" to see if he can have his 15th beer.
Loves to be waited on hand & foot, & will forever need his diaper changed.

Man, Child, rolled into one, waaaaaa if you dont pack my lunch, I will spend $$

No, I can't stay for coffee, I need to get home with my MANCHILD'S diaper rash ointment, don't you know this by now!!!!

The MANCHILD warmed up his dinner that his "woman" made for him & the MANCHILD made it too hot, now the "old lady" has to blow on it for him

Gotta Love the MANCHILD, helps with the "empty nest syndrome"

by Woman- with a MANCHILD November 2, 2013