Manchichi

A short spiky collection of hair atop the head of a grown man, similar to the hairstyle embraced by the 1980s plush children's toy and cartoon, the "Monchichis." A manchichi is identical to the kind of ponytail a parent might try to secure on the top of their toddler's head before having enough hair to properly do so.

"I can't fuck a guy with a manchichi. It makes me feel like a child molester."

by DjinDjin June 10, 2015