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Manchester

The greatest city in the UK with the greatest football club, ever
"Manchester United won the premiership again..."

*Yawn* "Just another year gone by..."
by Dev H May 13, 2005
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Manchester

Manchester Is in the north west of England!!
V.popular place!
Rains alot!
But is a great city
In the Words Of Ian Brown
'Manchester has everything but a beach'
by Leanne<3 August 23, 2006
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Manchester

A cool cosmopolitan city in the north west england, which is home to many rich celebrities, football teams, Harvey NIchols, 2 selfridges, the Trafford Centre and so much more.
Its just a shame the narrow minded Scousers cant see past their flea ridden, chav invaded so called city.
A small sketch showing the difference in class between a young man from manchester, and his Scouse equivelent

Mancunnian: "Excuse me kind Sir, do you have a light for my cigerette?
Scouser: "is you calling me mam? Cos if you are, I is gonna deck ya in ya wanker"

SEE THE DIFFERENCE IN CLASS???
by Martin Adshead July 21, 2006
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Manchester

The capital of the North (screw you Liverpool!).

The only place I know and have access to where chavs/townies aren't in the majority.

Manchester has the best shopping malls ever!

The proud home of Canal Street.

Some of the best bands come from Manchester.

Full of sexy people.
Manchester is too sexy for you.
by Sarah O'Rourke September 5, 2007
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Manchester

Has always been full of gay faggots that fuck sheep their dirty bam pots with their pointy arse nose
Gay porn was actually invented in Manchester
by Killallcelticsupporters December 5, 2021
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Manchester

Manchester is officially the greatest city in the world. It is the second city of the United Kingdom, London being first mainly because of government bias in funding. The city is the UK's most cultural boasting more museums than any other city except London due to funding bias. The city has an excellent integrated transport network and laughs in the face of scum like Brummies and Scousers.
From Manchester:

"I am a Mancunian, ha ha ha you Brummie Scum, go shit on it!"

"Oh my gosh you are a scouser? Ha ha ha ha scum!"
by David7842357684 March 15, 2008
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Manchester

City in the North-West of England, not the middle areas...that's the Home Counties and Midlands.
Manchester: Wet, busy. The entire place is known as Greater Manchester. Smaller cities are located in G.M. such as Oldham, Salford, Sale etc.
More boring than London but the drivers are better and safer, i.e. they stop.
Got some really cool concert venues (M.E.N. Arena, Manchester Apollo, Manchester Academy.)
People from Manchester are called Mancunians.
Possibly the biggest town in the North.
Often known as the New Jersey of England (by me).
Manchester is a really big city where foreigners often get lost. Public transport is both unreliable and crap.
by WatchingAmerica December 7, 2006
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