Grown ass man

Reply that guys sometimes hear when they complain about their problems

This guy at work always likes to say, ‘Hey, you’re a grown ass man’ whenever people complain. So I waited for him to complain, then I said, ‘Hey you’re a grown ass man,’ and he got this pissed off look on his face and didn’t say anything.

by SiL3Nt J September 17, 2023

Good ass man

When you mean to say “good morning” and realize the explicit auto correct and must apologize.

Good ass man Jillian we plan to execute this to tomorrow. We will cut & mix away from the grass.

by ConstructionMather September 26, 2023

a grown ass man

he got it goin' on
he got his own house
he got his own car
two jobs, work hard
he's a bad man
he has savings
he has credit cards
he has investments
he has everything prepared in the event of a disaster
he got a wife
he only been with one woman for his entire life cuz he didn't want any STD's
he is educated
he educates his own wife
he has full coverage health, life, dental, and vision benefits no copay
IF YOU AIN'T KNOW, SIT DOWN

"A grown ass man took me on a vacation after he paid all of the bills and put away money for the future."

by Vita Smart August 14, 2022

Ass Man

An abbreviation for: A Super Sexy man (a.s.s man)

Woah! Ryan Reynolds’s is so hot! I would definitely consider him an ass man!

by LeahtheAngel November 24, 2022

Ass Man

A manager/co worker that is to lazy to say the full title " assistant manager".

Customer: can I speak to the assistant manager plz?
Worker over there pa system.: Ass Man to the front, Ass Man to the front.

by Saluja April 30, 2021

Lead Man Ass

NOUN: Complicated medical condition resulting from sitting too long on one's dead ass. Presents with the following symptoms: Easily irritable, Pot Belly, Reddening Hair, Erectile Dysfunction.

"Man, I heard he got Lead Man Ass!"
"That's terrible!"

by Thatonedudeattherailroad June 8, 2021

Poor man’s ass to mouth

When the receiving partner takes your member out of her ass hole & quickly cleans it off with a baby wipe, or light splashes in the hot tub cleaning off any faecal matter before inserting your penis in her mouth. Thus cheapening the experience.

I was doing Monica in the ass in the hot tub last night, then when I asked her if she wanted to taste it? She said yes, but splashed it with Hot Tub water a few times before she put it in her mouth. I feel like the chlorine really ruined. The taste for her and the experience for me. She gave me the poor man’s ass to mouth.

by TOJunky85 March 17, 2025