karl malone

A black, Republican, redneck who had a great NBA career (while ball hogging, elbow throwing, and earning zero NBA Championship rings). He is as backwards as a Klan's man and more ignorant than Bill O'Reilly. Knocked up a 13 year old and proceeded to disown her and his son. Also fathered WNBA star, Cheryl Ford, who he ignored all her life up untill she became famous and successful. What a classy guy.

Karl Malone should be rotting in a Louisianna jail cell to this day for statatory rape.

by petey pablo21 February 16, 2009

Bloody Malone

The Bloody Malone is to have sex with a woman in such a position that her legs are over your head and there is a pillow underneath her ass, Much like the conventional missionary although you must penetrate so hard and fast that she bleeds vaginally.

Guy 1: Man, I had some awesome sex last night
Guy 2: Yeah? tell me about it
Guy 1: Awh I gave it to her so hard I gave her a Bloody Malone

by Bullet Rico June 22, 2010

post malone

makes amazing music is a sexy man

person: you know post malone other person: yes hes sexy af

by post malone lover December 16, 2019

mallone

A fine, fresh and tall person with a talent of both soccer and basketball.

this guy is a mallone

by aleexaaaaaa November 25, 2016

Messy Maloney

A sex act where a male urinates inside the anal cavity of a female, proceeds to have anal sex while the female's bowels are filled with urine, eventually ejaculates inside the anal cavity, and upon the man's completion the female farts the messy contents of her rectum onto the man's penis. It's the newest sensation sweeping the nation.

"Your mom is hot, dude. I would totally pull a Messy Maloney with her."
"For my birthday, will you give me a Messy Maloney?"
"I gotta' piss like a mutherfucker'. Lemme see dat' ass and let's make a Messy Maloney up in here, ya dig?"

by ThatJohnnyMo January 4, 2016

Liam Maloney

a slang word used to describe a supporter of the Conservative Party (Tory)

Look at him over there, He must be a Liam Maloney

by Roddaz III May 27, 2018

DIRTY Malone

A DIRTY Malone is when you pick dirty holes of your partner, lick under your fingernails and then shove it up your butt.

Honey, if you don't start doing the laundry more often I will stop going you DIRTY Malones.

by Haribokart October 14, 2019