The act of trying to electronically unlock the passenger door of a vehicle, while the person outside simultaneously lifts the handle, causing both actions to cancel each other out.
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The Loser's Manual is really a User's Manual one receives when making the purchase of an electronic gadget, or a new piece of lawn equipment, power tool, etc. The difference is that real men never consult the User's Manual.
Guy #1: Hey Kyle, I just bought this weed whacker, but can't figure out how to install the fishing line, can you hand me the User's Manual?
Guy #2: You mean Loser's Manual don't you Jeff?
Guy #1: Why do you call it the Loser's Manual Kyle?
Guy #2: 'Cause only a Loser would have to use it, real men never consult the User's Manual.
Guy #1: I see, well in that case let's go get a beer.
Guy #2: Now you're talking.
Guy #2: You mean Loser's Manual don't you Jeff?
Guy #1: Why do you call it the Loser's Manual Kyle?
Guy #2: 'Cause only a Loser would have to use it, real men never consult the User's Manual.
Guy #1: I see, well in that case let's go get a beer.
Guy #2: Now you're talking.
by ReaperB October 26, 2013
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Get the Manualsexual mug.Malalai is a name from afghanistan. The meaning behind it is pretty, clever girl. The Malalai's is a secret company that want to take over the world, to use their hair power. Thats why they usually have long, brown hair that they use to hide their intelligent and act blonde and stupid.
When they get a feeling of a threat they scream loudly to get attention. When they get the attention that they want, they tall about the Kvilaases.
The Malalai's multiply quickly and usually have a several sisters, so she can brainwash them and use as their benefit.
Their nails are usually painted pink and they are long so they can be used to claw out eyeballs. The pink color is to camouflage the blood from the eyeballs after you squeeze out the eyeballjuice.
The Malalai's is not so scary as it seems. They are actually very nice if they're not angry at you and if you're not an afghanian (then she make an evil plan to eat you in a köftesoup)
When they get a feeling of a threat they scream loudly to get attention. When they get the attention that they want, they tall about the Kvilaases.
The Malalai's multiply quickly and usually have a several sisters, so she can brainwash them and use as their benefit.
Their nails are usually painted pink and they are long so they can be used to claw out eyeballs. The pink color is to camouflage the blood from the eyeballs after you squeeze out the eyeballjuice.
The Malalai's is not so scary as it seems. They are actually very nice if they're not angry at you and if you're not an afghanian (then she make an evil plan to eat you in a köftesoup)
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example: 3,000 Sykkuno viewers manually raided TinaKitten's stream.
example: 3,000 Sykkuno viewers manually raided TinaKitten's stream.
Sykkuno viewers did a manual raid by going to TinaKitten's stream without Sykkuno initiating the raid.
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