A specimen so damn ugly they resemble the business end of a mallet
yeah but she got a face like a rat catchers mallet!
by Scriney93 November 08, 2010
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7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet

Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.
We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!
by Jerzley July 30, 2006
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4 Mallets

4 Mallets is what malleteers that are more experienced do to become better at being a pit performer. It's pretty self-explanatory. The performer simply holds 2 mallets in each hand.

Sike, it's not simple at all, but it is fun. When you start, you constantly face the threat of a mallet flying out of your hands and across the room because your hands are too sweaty. The more you play with them, the bigger the calluses get on your middle finger. Your hand also gets fucking ripped, especially in your thumb.
But most importantly of all, your music actually sounds good.
Man, I wish I could play 4 mallets like Timmy can. Look at his wrists fly!
by Bongo Boye November 28, 2018
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malletting

Verb. The act of being shit at something. Specifically being a quarterback in the national football league.
Ex: "Dude, you're totally malletting this furniture assembly. "
by PhookingGenius August 13, 2017
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Mallet face

Definition: A person who has a very flat or indented face
Boy: “Oi Charlie I swear you sit next to mallet face”
Charlie: “yeah bro its a pain in the ass
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beef mallet

Last night that slut went so hard she yarfed all over my beef mallet
by Lemuuu October 14, 2019
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Rubber Mallet

Hammer like object with a rubber head. Handle is normally constructed from wood or synthetic material. Commonly used in the oil field by less intelligent people.
Look at the annoying idiot over there beating the side of his trailer with a rubber mallet.
by OFTKW March 04, 2019
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