by Scriney93 November 8, 2010
Get the Face like a rat catchers malletmug. by Jerzley July 30, 2006
Get the 7 1/2 Inch Crab Malletmug. Verb. The act of being shit at something. Specifically being a quarterback in the national football league.
by PhookingGenius August 13, 2017
Get the mallettingmug. 4 Mallets is what malleteers that are more experienced do to become better at being a pit performer. It's pretty self-explanatory. The performer simply holds 2 mallets in each hand.
Sike, it's not simple at all, but it is fun. When you start, you constantly face the threat of a mallet flying out of your hands and across the room because your hands are too sweaty. The more you play with them, the bigger the calluses get on your middle finger. Your hand also gets fucking ripped, especially in your thumb.
But most importantly of all, your music actually sounds good.
Sike, it's not simple at all, but it is fun. When you start, you constantly face the threat of a mallet flying out of your hands and across the room because your hands are too sweaty. The more you play with them, the bigger the calluses get on your middle finger. Your hand also gets fucking ripped, especially in your thumb.
But most importantly of all, your music actually sounds good.
by Bongo Boye November 28, 2018
Get the 4 Malletsmug. by Lemuuu October 14, 2019
Get the beef malletmug. Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "
by Rewd53 August 20, 2024
Get the Twat Malletmug. An extremely hard erection, sometimes taking on a purple color due to the amount of blood in the penis.
by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018
Get the Blood Malletmug.