malachi

this boy is crazy ,loving , caring ,goofy but sometimes doesn’t realise how lucky he is he often makes careless mistakes his mind gets distracted at points often at other girls away from the girl he should be looking at (his girlfriend or boyfriend ). he is a great sports man never would hurt a fly tough

malachi :is my new boyfriend oh he wouldn’t hurt a fly

by definition gang November 3, 2019

Malachi

Skinny guy who likes fat girls. Has no ability to stick it out through the rough times in a relationship, and will abandon his family when the going gets rough. Has a severe porn addiction, and is incapable of being faithful. Has a severe narcissistic personality disorder. He has grandiose dreams and brags about how much money his family has, but forgets to mention that they have cut him off. He is completely socially retarded, and has no ability to relate to women as human beings. Has a severe superiority complex, and not afraid to flaunt it.

See that skinny guy? That's Malachi. He thinks he's the shit, when he's really just a pile of poop.

by Shocked and appalled October 15, 2012

Malachi

A gay but that only want to suck dick whenever he gets the chance to he love boys but also likes girls doesn't know what to do in life.

Hi I'm gay and I'm Malachi

by Mr.longdick May 14, 2017

malachi

he’s lowkey kinda gay but he is straight

bro 1: you malachi is sooo gay
bro 2: nah he gets coochie any day bruhhh

by c00chiedestr0yer69 December 8, 2019

Malachi

Malachi is the best boyfriend you could ever have. He is loving, loyal ,overprotective and kind. Yes you may have your up and downs with him but he still loves you. You will fall deeply in love with Malachi as the days go. When he walks into a room you know it’s a party.

Malachi is the best

by Pickles in a jar February 20, 2020

Malachi

The sweetest boy ever. He is kind of a mystery at first but when you get to know him you should never let him go. He has the most mesmerizing blue eyes that you could get lost in. His curly brown hair is usually flattened by his Gryffndor Beanie. His smile is the most precious thing you'll ever see and his laugh is like music. He is an epic geek and he's so cute when he talks about the things he loves. He is super sweet and a memelord. Don't ever let a Malachi go.

Person 1: did you here that she liked Malachi?

Person 2: I don't blame her.

by •Hey•There•Wheezy• December 15, 2019

Malachy

A person who acts like skinhead Rooney, has baggy trousers and wears scoop daddies. 10 inch+ penis in length, six pack, muscular and ladies man

Did you see that guy at the party.
He was sooo 'malachy'

by Extra Hugh Janus October 22, 2019