by craigums December 5, 2005
Get the lyke omg mug.A place in Florida from which all evil in the Universe originates. It is the ominous spawning grounds of the deleterious Publix Corporation, hometown to murderer Ray Lewis, and the crappiest festival in the world, known as "Sun 'n' Fun."
Oh, and there's a lot of dumb emo kids around too.
Oh, and there's a lot of dumb emo kids around too.
Lakeland is the place where if you had a choice to live in Lakeland or North Dakota, you should pick North Dakota.
by Dennylicious November 25, 2004
Get the lakeland mug.A fantastic song by The Libertines. On their second album, it descibes the unstable relationship between Carl Barat and Pete Doherty, the main men of the Best British Band 2005 (voted for by NME readers)
by Xtasy March 9, 2005
Get the what became of the likely lads mug.Lyzel is the goat at all things. He is determined to dominate, he could bring joy to your heart sometimes and he never goes weak even through tough times , he keeps his circle small .The man can be flirty from time to time but the man is a cool dude. He's willing to work hard daily.
by Don Kowski August 2, 2017
Get the lyzel mug.A "city" in between Tampa and Orlando intersected by I4 which lacks in any originality and consists of only chain resturants and stores such as McDonalds and Waffle House. This is where Publix originated and is it's only claim to fame. The swan is Lakeland's symbol, no matter where you are in Lakeland, you can see a swan wether it be a real one being slaughtered by one of the local hicks or a statue of one colored or dressed to fit its particular location. Kau Kau Koner is a racist bar which is the only one in the area where you aren't as likely to be stabbed as the other shitty bars in the area. The reason for this is because it is the only one that the students of Florida Southern College can go to and make it back to school after a long nights drink. The downtown area is not entirely bad as long as you stay away from places such as Memorial Blvd, where you will be stampeded by homeless people morning, noon and night.
Thursday Night: "What do you want to do tonight?"
"Get drunk and go to Kaus"
Friday Night: "What do you want to do tonight?"
"Get drunk and go to Kaus"
Saturday Night: "What do you want to do tonight?"
"Get drunk and go to Kaus"
P.S. Don't go to Lakeland... Ever
"Get drunk and go to Kaus"
Friday Night: "What do you want to do tonight?"
"Get drunk and go to Kaus"
Saturday Night: "What do you want to do tonight?"
"Get drunk and go to Kaus"
P.S. Don't go to Lakeland... Ever
by Lizzle Pizzle December 28, 2007
Get the Lakeland mug.A city that is in Polk County, Florida. It consists of Publix and mexicans. There is also a lot of Weeaboos.
Guy 1: "Let's take a vacation to Florida!"
Guy 2: "Fuck that, Florida sucks."
Guy 1: "But my buddy lives down in Lakeland, we can stay at his place!"
Guy 2: *shoots Guy 1*
Guy 2: "Fuck that, Florida sucks."
Guy 1: "But my buddy lives down in Lakeland, we can stay at his place!"
Guy 2: *shoots Guy 1*
by OGHarold July 13, 2015
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