Lumpy Juul 

The feeling of wanting to vomit after taking a hit of your juul.

Maria: *gags*
Alex: Oh shit fam you got lumpy juul!

Lumpy Juul by wolfpack3232 March 19, 2019

Lumpy Space Princess 

A really fat girlfriend that is often dated by men of small stature

Guy 1: Hey hows your new girlfriend?
Guy 2: My Lumpy Space Princess? Really good. I just had to calm her down the other night with breadsticks from Olive Garden.

Lumpy Space Princess by Bbadbhabie October 7, 2019

lumpy shelf 

A beard that a late teen is trying to grow to make themselves look like a man but ends up looking like a lumpy shelf

Your beard is giving me lumpy shelf vibes

lumpy shelf by Cockwood February 16, 2021

lumpy rumpy 

big booty

micheal: jennifer has lumpy rumpy
brent: fax

lumpy rumpy by woman with fat cock April 22, 2021

lumpy doughnut 

A process in which a man ejaculates on a woman's face (facial)and then punches her in the same region.

Shut up or I will give you a lumpy doughnut. Now don't bite...

lumpy doughnut by Marc April 4, 2005

Lumpy Larry 

When one is wearing spandex/under armour/or any other tight undergarment and shits their pants causing a lump in there rear quarters. This is usually caused by having to release fecal matter while laughing intensely.

Shit Mark you just gave me a Lumpy Larry.

Lumpy Larry by Dequan September 6, 2007

lumpy potato 

1. A man with a fat, mishapen penis.

My sister went out with him until she saw his lumpy potato.

lumpy potato by Bud E Love May 2, 2003