longboardphobia

The fear of fucking faggot ass longboarding kids

Aye Tyrone look a longboarder

Oh shit nigga run I got longboardphobia

by Skaternigger May 15, 2016

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Longboarding

Longboarding is like skateboarding but for gay and autistic people

GB: I like men now.

Dolan: Why.

GB: I just bought a longboard.

Dolan:so you're an gay autist now.

GB: yep

GB: Longboarding is fun

Dolan : no

by gb jaa maan gräddglass May 5, 2017

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When you see a friend that moved to Long Beach after not seeing them for sometime made a complete 180 and is almost unrecognizable… the hair is now braided he now refers to everyone as “shlatt”he bought a 1000 grill and rides around on a hover board in the year 2022.

That ni**a got Longbeach’D

Honey did you see that man that was incredibly long-beached

by Caplo November 10, 2021

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Scarlet Longboard

During sexual intercourse, when a menstruating woman grinds herself along base of her partner’s torso up to their neck while leaving a long streak of menstrual blood behind.

Sam: Dude, I finally tried something new with Samantha last night.
Brad: Woah, what happened.
Sam: She gave me a scarlet longboard, I got blood on my favorite joggers!

by s0larpower December 6, 2024

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