confinement loaf

Lit., A dish traditionally served to inmates or shipmates, rumored to contain saltpeter (potassium nitrate or sodium nitrate), a notorious suppressor of male libido; Figuratively, any unsaisfying answer, inadequate response, or chicken-shit explanation given by the powers-that-be to anyone subject to their authority.

"I tried to get a straight answer from the warden, but all he was dealin' was confinement loaf."

"I asked her ten times what was wrong, but all she'd serve me was confinement loaf."

"The reporters kept coming back to what Bush actually said, but all they could get from his press-secretary was confinement loaf."

by Dr. Warren James December 26, 2008

Loafing

To laze around your house or place of residence, and to not have a care in the world.

"Loafing does the body good"

by Slackers April 5, 2003

james lafferty

A hot piece of ass

Id like to tap James Lafferty

by Bam February 11, 2004

loaf me

The slang word for saying "Love me"

Him: "Loaf me" Her: "i already Love you"

by Menaphos June 6, 2017

loaf

when a cat is laying down with no legs out; bonus points if the tail is tucked in

Look at that little loaf!!!

by shamonay June 11, 2022

Rodeo Loafing

the act of pooping but not snapping it off, then proceeding to squat over a partner and have them give felatio to the poop

rodeo loafing like a cowboy on heat

by Nicky K.O October 10, 2011

Use your loaf

Use your brain, think , don't be thick , don't be a dumb ass

Oh my god I can't believe you don't know that use your loaf

by Sal of the dump May 2, 2014