lollocaust

The lollocaust happened after the whales motor boated the dolphins back in the 1380's. The dolphins wanted revenge for the motor boating so they came along and were know as the Hah-zis. They were hot laughers who blinded whales with their looks, and made them deaf with their laughs, so when they went to kill them, they got the arrouslement of the screams the whales made that sounded like Hellen Kellar losing her virginity. Though many believe the lollocaust never happened, it did. Just ask Joan Rivers, she's been alive long enough to tell the story.

Did you hear about the lollocaust?
It was so brutal, I may just scream like Hellen Kellar losing her virginity too.

by Anonymous times 4 January 7, 2010

lollogram

Hilarity but in hologram form.

I laughed so hard I made a lollogram.

by P-Funkah September 18, 2008

lollollol111

an intrenet term where the lol(laugh out loud) is said 3 times but instead of exclamation marks there are ones because sometimes if you are in a hurry you miss the shift key resulting in lollollol111 instead of lollollol!!! but people have adapted this typo and made it a whole new word

omg did you hear whet happend at school lollollol111

by katiee . . x August 23, 2008

lolloween

Variation of the term lol. Meaning to laugh out loud. This variant can be used year round; but is geared toward Halloween season lols.

Person A: All of the rubber bats hanging here have fake mustaches on them.

Person B: lolloween. That's awesome.

by Simon P. Waffle September 24, 2009

Lollock

A person who is a slacker on social media. When they actually have to use real words with their mouths, they can only say stuff like "LOL" and "OMG."

Is it just me or has Rick turned into a total lollock lately?

by whiteboyz36 October 29, 2017

Lolloping

Can be used in a variety of ways to describe a disorganised, random movement flopping or position, to lay upon someone flop, something lollop or a strange type of funny walk; lolloping. Action in a lazy fashion, without purpose or thought.

"Stop lolloping on me, darling, and keep your legs to your own side of the bed". lazycuddle

"Have you been lolloping all day on the settee"? Iazylaying

"Look at that slob, lolloping down the road".slobwalking

by Ray of sunshine December 26, 2018

lollometer

a scale of which jokes can be mesured on. The scale starts from (low) 1 - (high) 10

That scored 9 on the lollometer

by Funmz July 7, 2020