Llamapapa

A title bestowed upon a proud llama rancher who is respected by the local farming community for successfully farming such an unusual animal. A llamapapa upholds the responsibility to educate his community about the practical applications of llama wool as well as the llama's ability to guard sheep and goats from dogs and coyotes.

"Llamapapa" represents the masculine form and is to be used in the general sense of the term, the feminine form is "llamamama".

Ethan: Howdy Travis. Say you gonna run for FFA president this year?

Travis: Hell yeah, someone's gotta give that llamapapa some competition.

by llamapapa July 14, 2010

llama penis

A term usually used to define an elderly man that you are having sex with if their penis is hairy and the hair is white. Is also the genitalia of a male llama.

Last night, I fucked a llama penis.

by CrotchLlamas June 1, 2017

llama-sita-strike-force-five

A) n: A hand gesture in which you form a llama using the 3rd and 4th fingers as the top of the mouth, thumb as the jaw and two ears consisting of the 1st and 5th fingers. Then, swaying the hand alluringly, you smack the person suddenly with an open palm while they are still trying to figure out what your doing.
B) vt: Something done to a really ugly child.

exasperated girlfriend/teacher: "i told you security does'nt want you here anymore!"
boyfriend, clearly ignoring girlfriend: "damn that child is ugly. hang on, papa bears gotta llama-sita-strike-force-five that bitch..."

by lazystupidandcorrupt August 12, 2007

Uni Llama

A cross between a Unicorn and a Llama and is now considered one of the most awesome creatures ever.

OMG a Uni Llama just ate my french fries.

Dude! I totally just saw a Uni Llama.

Uni Llama approved.

by Notsopwnedotcom March 11, 2010

Llama Party

Fat people having non consented sexual intercourse with each other whilst playing World of Warcraft. Sometimes Nads hair removal is used in the process while bouncing on gay peoples' testicles. It is quite often during a Llama Party for people to get unnaturally rough with each other and begin to throw midgets at one another. And then sometimes these midgets get mad and then hide under bed and take all your socks hostage, threatening to sew messages on them if you don't treat them nicely. It is also quite common during a Llama Party to come out of the closet and repeatedly offer you some toast. Don't accept because then they will keep giving you toast and you'll eventually get toast diabetes. This, as we all know, is a very dangerous disease that can be passed on to your tiny midget hole, where midgets are inserted. If your midget hole closes up and becomes infected, it won't be able to re-fuel itself and you'll become a midget too. Touche.

"Wow did you hear about the latest Llama Party? I heard that that World of Warcraft Freak Out kid was there and he really just bashed those midgets. There were messages on his socks such as 'Let our people go!' and 'Pick on someone your own size!' and 'Frodo Baggins is MY lover!'"

by Fake and Gay 186 February 20, 2010

Limar

Limar is a very wonder girl. She is very beautiful, and usually wearing a hijab. She still has wonderful hair, and is beautiful, but doesn’t recognize it. She is very funny, and chooses the weirdest people as friends. Everyone loves her, as she is somebody everyone rocognizes. She is a keeper, so don’t loose her!

Guy: OMG look at that purple hairline
Girl: Nah bro, that’s Limar’s hijab, her hair is HAWT tho.

by Jenny Henderson March 3, 2019

Llama Sauce

Bad, uncool; All-around sucky in nature. The derivative of Lame Sauce, Llama Sauce is very similar, with more emphasis on all things llama-like, or ridiculous.

>>I can't believe a clown just punched me in the face!

<<<Damn dude, that's lame!

>>It's more than lame, man. It's complete llama sauce!

by BeccaRYM November 4, 2013