liter-a-cola

Larger than a large Farva.

I don't want a large Farva. I want a god damn liter-a-cola!

by Frank Galikanokus August 20, 2003

Lichelle

Lichelle; definition of a real girl. Type who's laid back, smooth, and hella cool. The person you'll never forget, the type of girl you'll never want to let go of. Not only smart, and cute, but also very loving to all- family and friends.

"That's Lichelle?! Why, she's just what Urban Dictionary definer her as!"

by thathellacooldude October 13, 2009

literal 'net

A phenomenon on the internet that involves the inability and tendency for most people on the "net" to not comprehend when a joke or flippancy is being used in conversation and to credulously take what is said at face value. Hyperbole, bombastic statements, sarcasm and other tools of casual language are completely lost on them. Usually those who have little to no experience with online forums and chat rooms fall into this trap as they are often this dumb in real life. Sometimes children fall victim to this mental lapse, however there is still a chance they can grow a sense of humor before drinking age.

This behavior is often used as a compulsive and lame humor device in conversation which is an "epic phail" because it makes the humorist look like a credulous cretin instead of a sharp satirist. In actuality the idiot can't help but respond to everything they're reading or hearing and just has to make a comment, no matter how stupid. Often because the idiot doesn't know how to socialize normally.

See: gullible.

Molly: "OMG! I laughed so hard watching The Office last night I peed my pants!"
Idiot: "Really? Why would you admit that you peed your pants online? You probably have some kind of bladder condition that you need help for."
Molly: "Really?? Seriously?? I didn't actually pee my pants, dude. Yeesh!"
Idiot: "Then why did you say you did?"
Molly: "WOW! Just WOW! This is sooo literal 'net!"

by thePenciler February 22, 2010

Lichenthropy

A disease that transforms a person into a symbiotic fungus every full moon. It is contracted from rocks that bite. Once a person is afflicted, they can potentially spread it to others via biting.

Once the doctor came to the conclusion that the villagers had been afflicted by lichenthropy, he warned his assistants that werefungi were about.

by Sniibs September 29, 2011

lite feet

A dance that resembles someone running in place or a group of dances made popular by the youth of Harlem and the Bronx that include The Chicken Noodle Soup, The Tone Whop or Toe Wop, The Aunt Jackie. Although the Harlem Shake was its own dance, it has been added to the group. These dances were made popular by songs made by AG The Voice Of Harlem, DJ Webstar and Young B. It is said The Chicken Noodle Soup was invented by Jason Fox who made the song Aunt Jackie. The Tone Whop was invented by a dancer of the same name. Many songs are not official major label releases but DJ remixes made popular in youth clubs such as Lite Feet by DJ A Million and the original Chicken Noodle Soup by Jason Fox.

The Chicken Noodle Soup, The Tone Whop or Toe Wop, The Aunt Jackie, The Harlem Shake.

Songs:
Chicken Noodle Soup by DJ WebStar & Youn B.
Aunt Jackie by Jason Fox
Lets Get it by G-Depp, Black Rob & Diddy
Special Delivery - Diddy & The Bad Boy Family

Other Popular Lite Feet Songs:
Whuteva - Remy Ma
Money In The Bank - Swizz Beats

by Tariq Nelson August 14, 2007

Literal Fuck

Someone that takes everything word for word without acknowledging context.

The inability to see a joke due to a lack of contextual comprehension.

Karen said the funniest thing today but Chad was a literal fuck and turned the conversation into serious discussion.

Those literal fucks ruin everything.

by Kewk August 31, 2019

Literable

When you are literal and therefore gullible.

He's not gunna realize you're joking, he's literable.

by AngelJean April 14, 2021