Limpathy

When a woman tells a guy it's just one of those things when he can't get it up, and actually believes it.

Clive: Shit Mavis, it won't stay hard.
Mavis: It's Ok Clive, I've always had limpathy for guys that can't get it up after seeing my clam. It's a scary one afterall.

by Mavis Clam April 29, 2011

Limpathy

Sympathy for a sexual partner's impotency.

"How was your hot date with Geof?"

"It started out well, but ended up being an evening of tears and limpathy because he couldn't get it up."

by coining buttress October 18, 2011

Limper Stew

This word can be used in a variety of conversation situations but is most commonly used to express anger or disappointment. It was first used in Texas hold 'em poker, but has now been heard used to describe sexual actions.

This girl was about to lose her anal virginity and when she did, the guy started peeing. She immediately shouted, "Limper Stew."

by DomLimperBuster November 23, 2014

Limpe

Referring to yourself. Me

Limpe handsome. Limpe stronger than you.

by Herculesnaga November 21, 2017

limpstick

Da lack of "lead in his pencil" (i.e., little or no "Mr. Happy" arousal) dat an "only turned on by a women if she's wearing make-up" dude experiences if da lady he's dating shows up "just in her natural skin" --- without any Maybelline-gloss "facial-paint".

I always excitedly appreciate it whenever a hot chick stops by my house to honor me wif her sweet companionship, so I never have any "limpstick" problem if her mouth is not "decorated"; I usually just lead her straight to my bedroom --- leaving a trail of hastily-discarded clothes --- just as soon as she steps in the door! And besides, "unpainted" lips on a gal is more satisfying for me, anyway, since I can then kiss her all I want without getting us both messy.

by QuacksO December 8, 2019

limptard

The title given to someone when they refer to Florida instead of Brazil.

P1: “Florida.”

P2: “Brazil you Limptard.”

by TheDinkmaster January 22, 2020

limeted

A word where someone does not know how to spell ¨Limited¨

You can only use a limeted amount of money

by liuwyjetcéjøh January 28, 2020