Libor

He is nice

I wanna be like Libor

by definitely not libor November 23, 2021

Teenage Lobotomy

A teenager who either acts stupid, has a brain fart and acts stupid, acts as is they've had a lobotomy, or acts like Riff Randall: Rock 'N' Roller.

1. After skipping school for three days to be the first in line to buy Ramones tickets...
Principal Togar: Kate, I am really surprised at you. I thought you would serve as a model for the rest of the school, not as an accomplice to delinquency.
Kate: Well, she's my friend.
Principal Togar: A friend that will lead you down the road to expulsion.
Riff: I'm a teenage lobotomy.

2. Guy: Dude, here's the deal, I'm going to go and talk to...
Girl: Hey boys, what's up?
Guy: What's up? So... what was I talking about? I just totally forgot.
Guy 2. Dude, what a teenage lobotomy.

3. Ummmmm, I was like umm, going home today ummm, and I like ummm, saw something and it was like uhhhh, something cool.
That's it? That's all you saw was something that was cool?
Uh huh.
What was it?
Ummmm, I don't know.
You took all that time to tell me something and you don't even know what you were talking about.
Yup.
Wow dude, what a teenage lobotomy.

by We is scientists December 24, 2009

Libate

To partake in imbibing large amounts of refreshing acoholic beverages.

by Anonymous April 4, 2003

Ray Liotta

The act of moistening a paper towel and wiping your ass at the counter in a public bathroom; possibly a mexican restaurant. Typically performed mid-date with a new partner whom it seems like you have a good chance of scoring with, or at least getting a BJ after paying for dinner.

Hey, what the fuck are you doing?!" says the disturbed man after walking into the Del Taco bathroom. "Calm down buddy" you say, "I'm just giving myself the Ray Liotta before I take this broad back to my place

by T-Dogg 63 November 14, 2010

libation

The pouring of a (usually alcoholic)beverage in memory of deceased friends and or family (i.e. homies.)

LIBATIONS! *pouring Jager off the balcony*

by Erin Wellman April 16, 2005

libog

n. horny

by Big Koz Club September 17, 2003

Libotomy

1. Reduction in brain functions from ingesting aggressive liberal rhetoric.

1. Ever since Jerry recieved his CNN libotomy, he hasn't said one relevant thing.

2. Rachel Maddow has performed millions of libotomys, turning fringe leftist citizens in to full blown libotimites.

by The LiquorSwines October 12, 2018