The length at which a beard stops growing and the bearded one achieves full power. Any bearded person at less than Terminal Beard Length is viewed as weak by all people, though this bias is typically unconscious.
by mattheweb October 12, 2023
Get the Terminal Beard Lengthmug. The number of digits of pi you can recite straight from memory. (Including the 3 before the decimal place.)
Tim: Dude! I feel so emasculated.
Tom: Why, What happened?
Tim: That little girl's nerd penis length is 222 digits and mine's only 15...
Tom: That's harsh.
Tom: Why, What happened?
Tim: That little girl's nerd penis length is 222 digits and mine's only 15...
Tom: That's harsh.
by pitchblackflame October 8, 2011
Get the Nerd Penis Lengthmug. Your dick should be 14in erect when your 17. Just like mine. If its not. Then you have got a problem.
The black dude from freaks of cock average penis length is 14 in."Its about to be Hiroshima up in here!" "Ohhh she know what shes doing" "Hey no more blue balls"
by I be dat dude December 5, 2009
Get the average penis lengthmug. Boss: HEY I NEED THESE CRATES ABOUT A DICKS LENGTH APART!
Worker1: How do we determine that?
Worker2: Really Kyle?
Worker1: Really really bro.
Worker2: Just estimate accordingly
***workers finish***
All different sizes
Worker3: Damn daquan that can't be right that's nearly 12 inches!
Boss: (cracks up)
Worker1: How do we determine that?
Worker2: Really Kyle?
Worker1: Really really bro.
Worker2: Just estimate accordingly
***workers finish***
All different sizes
Worker3: Damn daquan that can't be right that's nearly 12 inches!
Boss: (cracks up)
by tuggertugger September 23, 2015
Get the About a dicks lengthmug. Something substantially larger than the puny pink pindicks of the insecure little whiteboys obsessed over this subject, alluring to Caucasian males and females alike.
I'm so jealous of Quintavius's footlong ebony endowment, I know a bitty wittle clitdick like mine could never conceivably match the sexual satisfaction provided to women of all shades by his black penis length.
by Milhouse Miniwinkle March 19, 2021
Get the black penis lengthmug. Well the average penis length of a guy in England is 5.5 inches.
The average for a guy in america is 8 inches.
The average for a guy in China is 3.3 inches.
The longest penis length recorded in China is 5.5 inches.
The average for a guy in america is 8 inches.
The average for a guy in China is 3.3 inches.
The longest penis length recorded in China is 5.5 inches.
by FunkyChavv July 24, 2006
Get the average penis lengthmug. "Did you see Glenn Beck interviewing Quitter Palin on Faux the other day?"
"Yeah, he was a complete and utter quittergazer, I've never seen anything like it. It was almost as if he thought she made sense. He was just staring into her eyes as if he was caught in some kind of spell.
I honestly thought he was going to pull down his trousers and try slipping her a length."
"Yeah, he was a complete and utter quittergazer, I've never seen anything like it. It was almost as if he thought she made sense. He was just staring into her eyes as if he was caught in some kind of spell.
I honestly thought he was going to pull down his trousers and try slipping her a length."
by Arlo Barlow August 28, 2010
Get the Slipping her a lengthmug.