lemon law

In the first 5 minutes of a date you have to decide if you want to commit to a entire night. If not, you simply lemon law them and walk out.

Guy: Yeah, I work at Burger King-

Girl: You know, this isn't going to work out. I'm going to have to Lemon Law you. Goodbye!

by Alex Long February 11, 2006

lemon zesting

lĕm′ən zest′ĭng

VERB
1. The act of rubbing one’s face against toned abdominal muscles

Similar to motorboating, but used to appreciate washboard abs.

"He began furiously lemon zesting her rock hard abs"

by DatAbs May 18, 2018

Lemonade Chaser

When she gives you head and you finish and you have to pee but she keeps sucking.

Dude, Jennifer drank the lemonade chaser last night.

by imaspork003 November 3, 2020

lemon tart

lemon tart refers to an individual whom is acting retarded, either making a dumb mistake or is just an outright idiot, the insult is most effective when repeated 3 or more times in quick succession.

(Hamish missed the ball in down ball cos he's uncoordinated) bystanders "LEMON TART LEMON TART LEMON TART!"

by click here!.. February 28, 2023

Lemon Booty

A phenomenon that occurs when a person or group of people appear to show signs of loss of composure under heavy pressure or stress. Commonly used by ESPN personality, Bomani Jones.

The Lakers had a 19-point lead in the 4th quarter, but now it's a 5-point lead and they're missing free throws. This is clearly Lemon Booty.

by Chuck K.C. Jones May 16, 2013

lemonade wrestling

A sexual act where both partners urinate on the designated bed before engaging in sexual activity. While at it, wrestling moves may be performed.

Martha: Jane and Mario just peed on the bed before sex.
Frederik: They must be lemonade wrestling!

by urogynoproctologist November 3, 2009

lemon sluts

A group of 3 or more females who go out to parties and make out with each other but are not real lesbians.

"Those girls are being lemon sluts!"

or

"Gladstone girls are lemon sluts"

by Blahhhhhhhh June 25, 2008