DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY-DOLLAR HAIRCUT

A copypasta from an anime that is usually found on discord followed by several of the same emojis.

'DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY-DOLLAR HAIRCUT 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿'

by i just morbed June 4, 2022

leotard

garment that covers the midsection of a woman, very similar to a bathing suit. Often worn with tights. Used for dancing and exercise

"Stacy wore her leotard and tights to aerobics class"

by US Navy April 1, 2003

lechaso

derived from the Spanish word for milk, "leche"

1. refers to the act of ejacuation, particularly in a degrading manner, such as on a woman's face.

2. The physical substance of semen.

I gave that bitch a serious lechaso in the eye.

by pimpdaddy May 28, 2003

Lactate

To excrete milk from one's nipples

Stestes: Man it's freezing, i'mma lactate for 3 days.
Hondel: Thats sick!!!
Stestes:What you don't lactate? (Jokingly)
Hondel: Not for 3 days!

by Stestes May 3, 2003

lectus

A necklace made of human teeth; usually taken as the spoils of war

With another kill, Dave hoped to have enough teeth to complete his lectus.

by sonofhud February 17, 2008

lactard

A person who cannot consume dairy products without getting terribly ill. Symptoms: extreme bloating, pain, becoming farty, and sometimes even nauseous.

"Would you like a piece of cheese cake, Chan?"
"No way Mioshi, I'm a lactard!"

"How about we serve kugels and blintzes?"
"Um, I'm pretty sure Nikki's a vegan and Padma's pretty lactarded. It's probably not a good idea. How about latkes and knishes?"

by ChanLynn January 22, 2008

leftander

A man or women who are right handed but masturbate with their left hand watching pron on the Internet because the right hand is clicking on the mouse. Usually refers to someone who is somewhat homely.

Dude look at him, he's not getting laid anytime soon, he's definitely a leftander.

Found this great site, pull a leftander all night!

by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010