Layoff Buffer

The people who work slower than you. If a layoff happens you can feel confident that you are secure because these people will act as a layoff buffer.

I am not worried about a layoff because Ron still works here and he is my Layoff Buffer.

by doctoroctos September 30, 2010

Lackopussitis

A terrible virus brought on by the unpleasant lack of interaction with female genitalia. Withdrawals may sometimes cause you to be in a confused state of mind, not being "On top of your game." Your judgement may be terribly affected, falling victim to what is known as "beer goggles." Do not be afraid. You may think your recent daydreams will never come true but stay calm, your day will come, Your dick will rise, and you will conquer the drought. There are no over the counter remedies, unless you are in the 'Red Light District'... My heart goes out to all who are affected

"Look at that cute ginger over there!"
"Bro are you serious?"
"What?"
"When was the last time you danced the horizontal hokey pokey?"
"Haha It's been like 4 months."
"Dude....I'm pretty sure you got Lackopussitis"

by UNCLE SPLUNCH September 12, 2011

layomi

An Nigerian name that means " God is my happiness". He is a very handsome boy that likes people to laugh. His a black boy with a big dick. He just like a women-magnet

Wow this Layomi he's so handsome and funny I wish he's my boyfriend... I want to be like Layomi

by Johnny Dept February 24, 2017

Layker

Term used when a Musician refuses to finish recording a song. Mainly because they are distracted by/using their TV, Phone, etc.

Bass: Bruh hurry up and finish recording for Wish List before my mom comes home

Baylor: Foo hol up, I’m drawing cover arts for mixtapes I’m never gonna release

Bass: Foo quit being a Layker

by preferwhitegirls January 12, 2020

LAYLOM

Lay all your love on me

Girlfriend- " im stressed"
Boyfriend- " LAYLOM babe"

by E-Dog15 May 3, 2020

Layoffthecap

the best instagram page on the plateform with 45k+. Hes also a fine ass lightskin with curly hair

ay bro have u seen layoffthecap new post? “yea bro it was fye”

by Twitter Dealer September 6, 2020

layo

Layo is that friend you can always count on. They will never leave you hanging. They are such a vibe! Layo's have a bubbly and lively personality. They do tend to be forgetful and careless. They are sometimes impulsive and reckless.

You won't ever regret meeting a Layo (unless you offend them then get ready to have the longest beef you ever had😂). All in all, Layo's are the best!

Sade: "Layo where's your wig?"
Layo: : Omg, I left it in the Uber!"

by Riri'sfirstborn January 27, 2021