Lasso the lizard

When a female aggressor takes charge in the bedroom while Sesame Street is on.

See also, lasso the chameleon.

Pat said Lichelle couldn’t wait to lasso the lizard.

1 lizard - ah ah ah - 2 lizard...

by Lizard1969 June 9, 2018

Fireman's Lasso

A fetish in which two men will have sex, the one on top wearing a firefighter's helmet and rubber gloves, the one on the bottom wearing a backwards tie and being tied up. The tie is held in order to choke the bottom partner.

1:Dude, why are you limping?
2:You gave me a Fireman's Lasso last night, asshole. Don't rub it in.

by NotAPerson February 17, 2010

The Irish Lasso

When one takes an absurdly long pubic hair and lasso’s their love interest in an attempt to court them.

I didn’t really like John, but once her preformed the Irish lasso on me while I was sleeping, I couldn’t resist marrying him.

by Sponsored_rapist February 8, 2019

lassisto

To perform this sexual act you must:
Tie the person up on a bunge cord,
fuck them while bouncing.

"I heard of this new fun thing, It's called lassisto, please do it with me."

by Mikethegreat scouser November 18, 2006

Lasso baby

A child that is purposely conceived with the intention of roping in a man and prolonging an already doomed relationship. A woman who ropes a man into a relationship by intentionally getting pregnant.

Person A: OMG! Did you hear that Jen and Peter are having a baby.

Person B: yeah! It's totally a lasso baby.

by SloppySaturday September 24, 2016

lasoso

It's a long word for laso. Laso is that rope cowboys use

Lasoso is the long definition for laso

by Downsindrom March 31, 2017

lasosta

Lasosta is an old greek term meaning "Life".

It is also a place to buy kebab.

"Wanna go to Lasosta? Yeah, it's the best kebab in the world."

by 5Kamel May 9, 2017