Most likely to shag his own family member and likes to nonce on little children as a hobby whilst taking them to his basement where he keeps the starving children he stole
Ethan Larkin smells
by MrEggman August 02, 2022
by Trent E May 05, 2017
The Hairspray King, he has his Hairspray, he does dance and then he breathes in the Hairspray. He sooooo hot. He sooooo Corny Collins Show. He in love with Tracy no matter what she way
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by Maiayalue February 08, 2021
A very considerate qunt who loves wearing camo, shirts with power tool logos, shooting, sweet sweet Snapchat face swapping and touting numerous memes whilst pretending to work. Loves stepbrothers, chuck Norris and country rap... aka “hick hop”. A shorty, spritely mother fucker with a bob lee swagger type walk who attends the gym a lot to maintain his immaculate beard and charming physique..... Also eats a fuckload of food.
by Bad influence y’all June 10, 2019
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