lap twink

A male twink who sits on the lap of a bear, almost like a monkey.

Come here lap twink, come sit on papa bears lap.

by Ballzsf August 14, 2017

lap fever

The desire of a child (hopefully) to only sit in or be held by her or his caregiver's lap area.

Pass me that baby. He won't stop crying till somebody's got him. He's got a bad case of lap fever.

by mosthopeful October 22, 2015

lap loungers

droopy boobs that seem to lounge closer to a woman's lap than her chest area. Opposite of Perky bubules

She was a beautiful older woman, but the fact that she liked to show off her lap loungers by not wearing a bra was a real turn off to Mark.

by chillerlingo January 6, 2012

Phar lap

A beverage common to the coffee mecca of Melbourne, served predominantly around the Spring Racing Carnival.

The Phar Lap is steamed horse milk poured over a double ristretto and served in a smaller 160ml cup giving it the optimum coffee to milk ratio.

Though uncommon in many countries, horse milk is becoming increasingly common in western countries due to its known positive effect on libido.

Waiter....'How may I help you?'
You....'Could I please have a Phar Lap and smashed avo?'
Waiter...'No problems!'

by Melbourne Coffee Man November 25, 2018

lap chicken

A large woman that sits on your lap and does your billing. For 25 cents an hour

Man I really need a lap chicken

by Lapchicken222 September 14, 2017

lap dog

A person who is subservient brown noser to an organizational superior; someone who obediently follows authority figures without regard for their own interests or principles.

From the musical "RENT", when Maureen describes Benny:

Then a little bulldog entered. His name, we have learned, was Benny. And although he once had principles, he abandoned them to live as a lap dog to a wealthy daughter of the revolution.

by Wog October 18, 2004

Lap-fire

The hot burning sensation you get on your upper thighs after using a laptop computer for extended periods of time.

Joe: "Go check out that girls facebook page, shes sexy as hell."
Jim: "Can't dude. ive been surfing all day and ive got a serious case of lap-fire."

by radiohead123 September 12, 2011