Lappe

A cold-blooded creature found primarily in service related departments.

It has been known to attack on sight and customers should proceed with extreme caution. It has an extreme temper due to it being suppressed by it's spouse when of duty.
Furthermore it likes cookies and will kill you to get at them.

Look it's lappe. Run if you want to keep your data safe.

by Cricketmanne February 18, 2011

Lappy T

A wireless computer, which can be placed on the lap. It is more commonly known as a "laptop".

Person one: hey, thats a swish looking lappy T!
Person two: no dick, this an apple mac.

by andIcall June 18, 2011

shit lapped

when a person enters a bathroom stall, takes a crap and leaves the stall faster than someone who has been in another occupied stall and is still crapping.

Joe: Have you seen Terran?

Gren: I think he isn't feeling well. I went into the men's room and shit lapped him.

by highyieldjoe November 4, 2013

Lappeenranta

A city in Finland where even people oriented with Straight Edge-subculture drink their asses off regularly.

How many straight edge's it takes to a drink bottle of vodka in Lappeenranta? - One, when his friends are not around.

by akkez April 25, 2011

Lappytoppy

If you are talking to your wife/girl friend and want to make it sound sweet. you can simply say Lappytoppy instead of LAPTOP

Hon, could you get my lappytoppy please... <3<3<3

by ILYSMA September 20, 2012

Ball Lapping

to lick or lap at ones balls

damn, lap that ballsack up. ball lapping

by ohasif123 November 5, 2008

lapper

someone who performs oral sex on a female.

He's such a lapper, he laps her all night.

by jondoe156 December 22, 2009