lunchbox lancer

lunchbox lancer n. archaic Mediaeval term for a cocoa shunter (qv). First used by King Arthur to describe the French army.

“Fear not the French, for their knights are without heart, and their King without wisdom. But keep thine backs as to the wall, for amongst their number thou shalt find more than a few lunchbox lancers, I can tell you”

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

Saint Francis Lancers

the place for the richest, prettiest, smartest, and most attractive people in the bay area. If you drive through the parking lot you see mercedes, lexus, and even jaguars. The kids live in crazy houses and most of the Mom's are country club Mom's. The average girl is a size 2 and there is a reason kids come there by train, bus, and lots of times have to go on three freeways. They are the best school in WCAL and are WAY better than mitty, pres, shp, shc, serra, and of course the bells. Lancers are tough, smart, beautiful and athletic. There is a reason the other schools hate them, because Saint Francis wins in everything.

Those Saint Francis Lancers are the best kids around.

by beach lover May 27, 2009

Lancer Chick

Typical Mitsubishi Lancer driver: Very tiny, blonde female who wears huge sunglasses that never come off(even when giving head). Has a very high pitched voice which resembles that of a mouse. Also yaps on her cell phone non-stop to random people.

Mr. Moneybags: Is that Lancer Chick?
90's Ford Enthusiast: Hell yeah it is!
Mr. Moneybags: What is she like 4 foot tall?
Jay Leno: Ich würde Sex mit, dass wirklich gute aller Zeiten haben.

by Rick"Everyday I'm Hungry"Ross October 24, 2011

Lakewood Lancer

Any graduate of Lakewood High School in Lakewood, California.

Backstopbob was a Lakewood Lancer from 1962 to 1964.

by backstopbob August 31, 2008

joe lanteri

The most amazing human on Earth.

Joe Lanteri is my spirit animal

by ineedausername01 January 22, 2018

Sir Lancelittle

Exactly the opposite of a Sir Lancelot. Cumbersome in every way, screws up in every situation imaginable. If he was instructed to screw up, he'd do it right by mistake.

God dammit where is Kevin? Why did we trust Sir Lancelittle to bring the usb?

Dulce was late to work every single day throughout the entirety of March. What a Sir Lancelittle.

by Rod337 May 9, 2018

Omaha Lancers

The Omaha lancers are a hockey team in the United States Hickey league. Home of my local hockey team. The lancers play in Ralston Arena, confusing commuters as even though there name is the OMAHA lancers, they play in Ralston.

The lancers fans are devoted to their team and will do anything to help their team win against other USHL opponents.

Bill: Did you know that the Omaha Lancers play in Ralston, Not Omaha?
Terry: I know, now just give me those tickets before I get my gun.

by that omaha guy July 27, 2021