Laid a nuclear egg 

An eggy like fart that smell so overpowering that the stench makes people sick and can fill a whole room

Bro!? Omg it smells loud N eggy.
omg the stench is overpowering in this room “Who laid a nuclear egg” I think I’m going to vomit
whom ever did that needs to check their drawz on my mama

Laid a nuclear egg by Tyrantblizzard02 July 13, 2023

laid back

A sexual encounter from long ago.

The Pilgrims who got laid back then didn't enjoy it.

laid back by Public School Teacher December 3, 2003

laid face 

The expressionless face one can only express after having lost their virginity.

Person 1- “Dude, I bet he’s never gotten laid”
Person 2- “No, he’s got the laid face, we can’t mess with him, there’s no doubt about it, just look at him.”

laid face by MoonlitFURY May 15, 2018

Laid Off 

Getting "Laid Off" is similar to getting Laid,

only with neither the lubrication or the enjoyment, and penetration occurs in other than the preferred orifice. Also known as occupational sodomy.

"In part due to the occupational sodomy scheduled the following week to be inflicted upon the backbone of the company (otherwise known as the workforce); Dick and Jane threw caution to the wind and performed rectal fornication on the center of the President's Desk, thereby getting laid immediately prior to getting 'laid off', moreover; achieving the added bonus of spewing onto the company's errant balance sheet a copious amount of chocolatey chocolate chip cocksnot out of the shitty end of the fuckstick of Dick".

Laid Off by jon_public November 10, 2009

laid out

Having lounged around in the sun in a bikini all day for the sole purpose of getting a tan. Activity is usually accompanied by margaritas and is done poolside or at a beach. A favorite pastime of females in warm climates or on vacation.

Guy: What'd you do today?
Girl: Aww, nothing. Just hung around by the pool and laid out.

laid out by beeuuutiful May 24, 2008

Laid up 

To lay in bed with your lover many hours after you've woken up. It is a very pleasurable, very romantic state to be in. This time is usually used to talk, kiss, make love, watch tv, or drift in and out of sleep.

We extended our checkout because we were laid up all morning.

Laid up by diiorlanaeee._ August 19, 2021

laid out

To get a buzz off of smoking a hookah

see also lemonade-out

Damn dude I am laid out off this double apple sheesha janks

laid out by C. REP March 25, 2007