Lackoswifobia

fear of never meeting taylor swift

person: hey do you have any phobias?
swiftie: ya, lackoswifobia
person: that sounds serious what is it?
swiftie: *crying* fear of never meeting taylor swift

by urbanswiftie October 22, 2023

Lackdork

An individual being excessively silly; who is lacking of intelligence or says stupid things.

That lackdork over there said that two plus two equals twenty two.
I've stopped upon a lackdork, who said that he is a banana.

by benjaluth9 November 25, 2023

lackofgirlfrienditis

a disease you get when you don’t see your girlfriend for an extended amount of time

Damn man I have lackofgirlfrienditis

by Fcxshu May 10, 2024

lackofgraceitis

Having a lack of grace . You need her bad but she’s too far.

I’m dying from lackofgraceitis.

by Pbabi June 24, 2024

Lacknowledge

To mutually and silently agree to not recognise or acknowledge an acquaintance in a public setting.

Cynthia and Dan lacknowledged each other in the supermarket, saving both time and awkwardness.

by Corncakes February 7, 2025

lackoftittyitis

Not seeing enough tits

I’m dying from Lackoftittyitis because I haven’t seen any boobs.

by BaseSith March 7, 2026

Ian lankford

He’s a little white kid that loves a creature named Fred and loves typing nigger into his chromebook

Ian lankford is a fucking retard

by Austin pickles April 12, 2023