Crack Kweef

A form of fart that makes no noise when released but consequentially smells horrendous and fatal. Often performed by individuals lacking courage or pride. Also known as the 'Silent Killer' or 'Silent Bomb'

Dude, you fucking crack kweefed?
crack kweef? who you kiddin

by master unity mind April 8, 2008

Doobie Keebler

An interrogation technique that consists of asking innane irrelevent questions, and then suddenly, ham-handedly asking directly if the person is guilty of whatever you are investigating and hoping they will slip up and just confess. The term refers to the News Radio episode "Jail (part 1 of 3)" where Matthew is interviewing Jimmy James and trying to determine if he is D.B. Cooper.

Of course Monica denied she's screwing your brother. You've got to be subtle when you lay the trap, you can't just Doobie Keebler her with the question.

by PaulG September 11, 2008

kneebang

is the act of inserting one's penis into the "kneeslit" of another person's leg, and going in and out. The kneeslit is a slit between the thigh and the calf, which is formed when the knee is bent all the way, forming a makeshift vagina. Also known as kneesex.

"did u have sex with her last night?"
"no, cuz she was having her period. but i did kneebang her tho"
"sweet"

by michaelwenisapervert January 9, 2010

Kleebinshmurger

A white horse that eats bagels from Chipotle

Hey, there goes that Kleebinshmurger now!
He is so hot!

by Xaire December 29, 2018

Keebler Fudged

When you pull your dick out of your partner’s unclean asshole and the lines of fecal remnants on your rigid meat look like a Keebler Fudge Stripe cookie.

Typically occurs when you deep stroke and rail an unprepared asshole or you are so far up in the intestines it can’t be avoided.

That random guy I hooked up with Keebler fudged me last night.

by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020

Kwee

When your friend mumbles and tries to say "can we"

Kwee go dow to da cidy lada?

by ImmobileRobin44 November 8, 2020

Kiweeb

A non-New Zealander person overly obsessed with anything related to New Zealand/Aotearoa (a mix of the word weeb and kiwi).

"This guy has been talking about going to New Zealand the whole day! It's like they never think about anything else!"
"I know right? They're such a kiweeb"

by Arobazzz March 6, 2021