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KwanzaaChristmukkah

the politically correct way to recognize the three main holidays during the seasons. A quick and easy way to combine the three faiths (Christianity, Judaism, and people who celebrate Kwanzaa) rather than saying "Happy Holidays". The safe way to wish someone a happy holiday without accidentally offending him/her if they are not of the faith you assumed.
Happy KwanzaaChristmukkah
by piratemaxx December 20, 2010
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Kwanza Klaus

a tall skinny black man that comes into your house during kwanza, and plays the bongos. the only gift he gives is the gift of good music.
"i woke up last night and walked downstairs to get a drink, to my suprise, Kwanza Klause was sitting in my living room playing the bongos.
by music is my soul December 10, 2008
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Kwanza

It's hanukkah for niggers.
"Hey Jamal, happy kwanza!" As miles brought in a KFC family bucket.
by Jack Lundon January 16, 2017
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kwazy kwanza

A kwazy word that only the founders rob c and aaron d may use, cause it is to powerful for any other to use.
Rob C- damn aaron mrs.B went kwazy kwanza on uze!

Aaron- I know imma gonna go kwazy kwanza on her next time!

Rob C- DYNOMITE!
by rob April 17, 2004
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kwanza

a brand new religion stemming back to "illbeats" a video maker on youtube, he made a video called "re:dick in a box"
in reply to the saturday night live sketch "dick in a box"
moose and colibri stumbled across this and enjoyed fits of laughter which eventually led to moose getting a blood nose. Nobody else except moose and colibri find the video funny. We don't know why we do but we do know its somewhat linked to how he says "kwanzaaaaa" out of fucking nowhere if you find the above video funny feel free to add me to msn and i'll give you heezy rules on our religion. Also illbeats has promised to mention colibri and moose in his next "rob show" his vlog
"need i say more"
"oh yeaahhhh"
"kwanzaaaahhhh"
by colibri December 10, 2008
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Kwanza

The holiday everybody forgot about because they were too busy buying presents for Christmas.
What is Kwanza? i need to buy more presents for Christmas.
by Plz Go Awey April 3, 2016
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KwanzHanuChrismestivus

something close to chrismahanukwanzakah that is yelled when drunk and confuzed, most often in times square
I saw a man in a Smurf suit screaming "happy KwanzHanuChrismestivus" when i was walking away from Time Square
by arachnidsLove December 31, 2011
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