Kristina is a weird bitch with crackhead levels of 749749 and the waffling skills of a fucking kitchen appliance she makes all the convos long and fun but don’t get on her bad side cuz she will spam you with memes.
Also has a dumb ass ex called josh he said GCSEs are too much stress so they broke up but she’s over him but it’s sad cuz he can’t say the same thing. She’s is an amazing person that makes you happy cuz she’s an actual real person with personality unlike other people.
Also has a dumb ass ex called josh he said GCSEs are too much stress so they broke up but she’s over him but it’s sad cuz he can’t say the same thing. She’s is an amazing person that makes you happy cuz she’s an actual real person with personality unlike other people.
Person1: omg is that Kristina
Person2: yea josh broke her heart but she a bad bitch she don’t care
Person1: true that
Person2: yea josh broke her heart but she a bad bitch she don’t care
Person1: true that
by Ōłívàßô October 24, 2019
Kristina is one of a kind. She can be a little sassy but she will always be there for you. She is absolutely HILARIOUS and will always include you. She is very talented and also very smart. But if you hurt her she’ll hurt you. If you have a Kristina in your life, don’t loose her.
by thegirlthatannoyseveryone October 26, 2019
Kristina is a beautiful girl, no matter what she says. She's interesting, has her own fantastic dreams, and loves reading and everything amazing.
by Lukeiamyourfatherandyoucantbeg September 08, 2016
A girl whose got more fashion sense than a Kardashian and has a better sense of humor than any YouTube comedian. She thrift shops and makes YOU look good just by standing next to you.
by ||minty|| January 30, 2019
Kristina is a savage ass beast who will nock all the hoes on to the floor if someone steals her mans. Kristina has brown hair and is thicker than a double stuffed snicker. She is a low key nerd and has affairs with the teachers but shes a bad bitch be careful.
by Defintionbeast April 22, 2019
A Kristina;) is a woman with curves hidden away, she says she's flat but in reality she's double cheeked up but not on a Thursday afternoon. Her kisses will make u horny for an infinite time. She has a pretty good sense of humour and is the most BEAUTIFUL woman you'll ever see. She also enjoys eggplant I think🙈
Person 1: what's your name
Person 2: Kristina;)
Person 1: damn babyyy that's why you have BAAAAAAAAAÀCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
Person 2: Kristina;)
Person 1: damn babyyy that's why you have BAAAAAAAAAÀCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
by Massive robot April 09, 2021
Kristina is the nicest person you’ll know! She is pretty,kind,helpful, and all the great qualities you could think of! Kristina’s are just sweet people! Though some Kristina’s are nasty ol perverts that like to hop on dicks! Ugh only Kristina’s.
by thatcoolavocado October 28, 2019