Chris Kringle

When a man cums\explodes on a woman's chin and it looks like Santa's beard.

"You just got Chris Kringled sweetie, Merry Christmas!"

by dunger October 11, 2008

Dirty Kringle

That thing when you draw a moustache on somebody's face using your dick dipped in bath and bodyworks Twisted Peppermint Lotion.

It was the day after thanksgiving, so I gave my boyfriend a Dirty Kringle.

by DoreenForever July 3, 2016

Kris Kringle

The act of farting on your own ball sack.

Yukon Cornelius was the first man to ever successfully give himself a kris kringle.

by Beck C Men December 1, 2010

Krinkle

Cash money, named for the sound paper bills make in your hand. More often used to describe small sums of money, or large sums in an ironic tone.

Dude :I wanna score a dimebag before the concert, im broke though.

Other Dude : I got a little krinkle

by L L Coolbeanz January 24, 2010

Kringle

There are several variations of "kringle."

Kringle (n.): to give a reach around to Santa Claus or a member of his immediate family.

Kringling (v.): the act of giving a reach around to Santa Claus or a member of his immediate family. Example: This Christmas, I will be kringling the night away.

Kringled (v.): the definition for this word is censored by the U.S. government.

Kringley (adverb): to be "in the mood" for a kringle. Example: Every time I wear a Santa suit, I feel all kringley.

You may also "kringle" yourself or receive a "kringle," provided you are wearing a Santa suit.

These words were coined on The Skiffy and Fanty Show in their Torture Cinema episode on The Christmas Dragon.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, right before she kringled him.

by Anonymous Podcaster December 16, 2018

krinkle

When your genitals shrival like prunes

your balls are krinkled

by faye and bryony March 4, 2004

Danish Kringle

External cum shot; Act of ejaculating on an anus and having the semen present on it. Similar too a Creampie the main difference being the cum is shot on to instead of in strictly an anus.

"... then pulling out and finishing right on their asshole, i had created the perfect Danish Kringle!"

by Dankest memer 420 December 18, 2018