kettlecornia

feeling a need to have kettlecorn.

i was craving some kettlecorn right infront of the stand, so i fainted and told the man i had kettlecornia.

by mattypatty123456789 May 7, 2009

rusty tea kettle

When a anus leaks feces during anal intercorse. Causing anus to sqeel against the cock like a rusty tea kettle.

Rusty whistling sound....
"Oh. You Shit on my cock and dribbled mud on my clean white sheets like a rusty tea kettle."

by Sean Greer June 21, 2007

Kettle cock

your cock is physically a kettle

I woke up with kettle cock, so i hung myself from the door handle.

by leukaemia is funny November 11, 2019

kettle.korn

Kettle Korn is a really quirky tiktoker. They are a licensed silly goose 🤪🤞 and they love Bo Burnham, and Gi-Hun from squid game. They comment the letter "h" on any video they see.

Person "Do you know @kettle.korn?"

Person 2 "Yeah! The silly goose who comments "h" right?"
Person 1 "yeah, well they just posted another quirky video about Gi-Hun from Squid Game"
Person 2 "omg show me 🤪💅"

by Steakvie October 13, 2021

Kratterall

A combination of kratom and Adderall taking together over the course of an evening.

My friend from the smoke shop often likes to take kratom and adderal and he mixes them together making kratterall, leaving him both energized and pleasantly relieved at the same time.

by Yankeefoxtrot January 19, 2022

Creamy Kettle

When you get tossed off in a steam room or sauna. If its public or private is down to the tossers disgression.

I went to the gym with this girl and she gave me a Creamy Kettle in the public steam room. This bloke was blates watching us though

by IXI_EmJay_IXI December 13, 2010

kettle

to incarcerate or restrain temporarily

Police officers illegally kettled peaceful climate activists at the G20 protests in 2009 to stop their gathering being "hijacked" by violent protesters from another demonstration, the high court has heard. --Guardian 23 March 2011

by garda April 8, 2011