Krafty Ending

When you are massaged to orgasm at a Day Spa.

Bruh did you go to the Orchids of Asia Day Spa?
- Yeah, needless to say I got a Krafty Ending!

by Stonecoldgee February 27, 2019

kraft

A company that makes a wide variety of cheese related products.

When I eat cheese, it is likely made by Kraft.

by Cytriko April 3, 2004

Kraft Shingles

When you take a package of Kraft singles american cheese and you lay the individual peices on the girls anus like shingles. You then proceed to anally sex her up until the point of ejaculation. Then you must cum upon her shingles. It might take a couple times to get a good even coverage on the cheese so drink lots of fluids before hand. Once all shingles are covered evenly make sandwiches with the cheese and take your family for a picnic. Dark, and tricky to pull of, but worth it if you got the balls.

We totally Kraft Shingled his whole family and they didn't even know!

I've experienced Kraft Shingles before. I never got over it.

by Wackattack. June 10, 2011

Kraftwerking

The action of twerking while music by the German band Kraftwerk plays in the background.

kraftwerk’s induction into rock & roll hall of fame had me kraftwerking all night

by rubella hogshead October 21, 2022

krap

Japanese gonorrhea.

Joshiro knew from the greenish-yellow discharge from his chimpo that he had the krap again.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

Kraft Dinner Deluxe

a Kraft Dinner Deluxe is your plain regular macaroni and cheese with sliced hot dog saussages in it, so it doesn't look as cheap.

Somebody in the working class (welfare, low income or anything related to that also applies) whos trying to improve their image or to make things appear nicer by buying/using/wearing cheap fashionable items. For example, copies of Tommy Hilfiger or Baby Phatt.

Picture Shirley and Steve in your local Bingo parlor for instance.

I passed by a flea market today and I saw so many Kraft Dinner Deluxe.

by Christineee November 18, 2007

Krafty

Adjective - to be all smiles; used when one is cheesin'

Origin - derived from the Kraft cheese empire

Jake: Did you see Shawn mackin' on that girl?
Jess: Yeah and she's obviously diggin' him.
Jake: For sure... she's Krafty.

Catt: Did you get some play or something? You're Krafty.

by Jake/JCatt December 6, 2006