krabbage

Noun: One afflicted with an astonishing lack of personality, charisma and social awareness, with looks that would put Quasimodo off his lunch.

We're all going to the pub. Just remember not to invite krabbage, she'll ruin the evening.

by BiggBaz September 15, 2013

mr krabs meme

when u suddenly in shambles and don't know what to do, the world is spinning, its crazy like the famous mr krabs meme. if u ever feel like this.....damn girl, don't know what to sat

Parking at the mall was so insane, I felt like mr krabs meme trine look for a spot and not hit another car or a person

by lilmermaidss February 25, 2017

krabby patty

1) parents call their children this when the child is being grumpy. I find it annoying.

2) the object on spongebob that plankton is always trying to get. he always fails, I say just give up.

1) "quit being such a krabby patty."
"shut up mom."

2) "curse you mr. krabbs!"

by butterflier95 March 20, 2010

Krabby patty

Put hamburger meat in a girls ass then add ketchup, mustard, and relish. After that eat it out

I'm gonna krabby patty that chick

by Gabshab December 19, 2014

mr. krabs

a thicc boy juicy boy.
owner of the krusty krab.
mmm i want some of his juicy crab meat rn.
mMmmMmmmmmMmM krabs daddy.

you see that thicc boy?
he's a mr. krabs

by dingdongsquad February 5, 2020

krabby patty

refers to disease-ridden female gentalia

Dude, I'm not going anywhere NEAR that chick's krabby patty!!

by Nooch333 March 2, 2007

Mr. Krabs

A form of blowjob that a person can give to you.

JoJo: Yeah last night Jenny gave me a Mr. Krabs.

by GearSecondMaster April 28, 2011