Konstantin

Konstantin is that one Russian guy with 3 dads

John: ‘Oh hey you know that new guy Konstantin?’
Paul: ‘Yeah he’s so cool!’

by Twitter thot October 30, 2019

konstantine

an absolute moron that genuinely has no friends and has 0 fucking friends

"do you know konstantine?"
"oh yeah, that little fucking dimwit that is built like an outgrown potato and gets no bitches? yeah i know him"

by jamino69 November 13, 2022

Anna Kostanian

A professional womans pool player who kicks ass and who not too many people can beat!

Guy: Who that chick playing pool?
2nd Guy: You don't know?!!!
Guy: No, but she sure knows her way around a pool table.
2nd Guy: Yeah, that's because she's Anna Kostanian!

by PoolLover98 January 4, 2011

Konstantin

Tall, pale, skinny, skinny as a twig who also likes skinny girls to squirt on him. Also stubborn as a mule and terrible with girls. Stalks girls and makes them feel uncomfortable and waits to the last moment to make his move, and gets rejected. Terrible at games and sports and is obsessed with Left for dead. Calls people names and ends up getting beat up by that person.

Girl: Oh, that annoying Konstantin is staring at me again. What a faggot.

by bigdaddy345 May 14, 2013

Konstantin

The definition above this one was done by my stalker. It is a funny story to tell. I could have even had her, but, well, we could not marshall the necessary courage for that. And I was even a virgin at the time. Which begs the question - why can I not be stalked by someone intelligent, attractive, and preferably marxist? But I suppose there is some law of human relations that states that the stalker must be uninteresting to the stalked. Or I would have actually noticed her. Good times.

You should be able to find me...somewhere here is contact information.....

I, Konstantin, I suppose, am an example of myself?

by imperatorcons August 17, 2011

Konstantin

Konstantin - A zen like state of mind usually associated with illusory superiority - Often presents as a form of entertaining delusional alternative reality in Bulgarian lone wolves. Side effects include accelerated hair loss, uncontrollable erections, and a predisposition to business time. Sometimes used as the standard unit measurement for bullshit (logarithmic scale).

1. He claimed his dick was so big, but when I saw it I realised he was suffering from Konstantin.
2. The claim that the car could do 0-60 in 3 seconds turned out to measure 6 on the Konstantin scale.

by Naturally Aspirated April 18, 2017

konstantine

The emo alternative for the otherwise "gangster" word, 'boo'.

GANGSTER
"You will always be my boo." - My Boo by Usher & Alicia Keys
EMO
"You will always be my Konstantine." - Konstantine by Something Corporate

by Raven B. August 9, 2005