Kobosexual

A person who has such a big man-crush on Kobe Bryant that it borders on homosexual love. To a kobosexual, Kobe can do no wrong in their eyes. A kobosexual will spam the ESPN message boards with "Kobe is God" threads whenever he drops 50 points, but will remain relatively hush when he has one of his 7-for-24 shooting nights. If somebody criticizes Kobe for his off-game, a kobosexual will resort to name-calling and to defend their hero, while posting meaningless stats of his past accolades; sometimes they will report the person who bashed Kobe to the board-moderator to be banned.

Shakerz: lol @ Chokie Cryant chucking his team to another loss.

Kobe2k8MVP: Kobe still has more rings than the LeChoker.

Shakerz: What has he done without Shaq? Two first round exits?

Kobe2k8MVP: He scored 81 points! He also scored 62 poitns in 3 quarters!

NYAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!! OWNED!

Shakerz: Stop being a kobosexual.

by Laker-hater December 30, 2007

kooshtie

Modern cockney slang, meaning:
It's all sweet, everything's fine/good/well etc.

"Are you sure you're ok?"
"Yeah, it's all kooshtie mate."

by little sister of eluria July 1, 2006

koobeton

cluster fuck of paper ; a mess of paper - notebook spelled backwards

Trogdor's notebook was in a stage of koobeton, there were papers everyehere!

by chris bfk February 26, 2008

Kooked

Australasian slang meaning to make a mistake particularly in a funny way.

"Old mate tried doing a backflip off the beer pong table last night and completely kooked it, hurt his head and back but he'll be fine."

by Bilson Beug October 3, 2019

Kooper

Koopers are very handsome and loving they will always know how to brighten your day they will make you smile maybe even laugh for sure they are a ladies man they may not have many friends but they keep their friends close no matter what and will always keep them close even if they do dumb shit if you’re friends with a kooper today is your lucky day to send this to them

Hey Kooper you seem like a nice guy we should become friends!

by Suc my pussy November 30, 2019

Koojee

Placing one's face on an obese and plump animal's fur, constantly rubbing and enjoying the texture of its physicality; to embrace, to rub, to snug

Observing Milkweed's fat and plump fur, I desperately wanted to koojee it in order to enjoy a brief period of ecstacy.

by WeTheProud|His Living Legacy December 18, 2010

Koobere

: used to refer to something that is groovy, or cool in all social classes; eternally cool

That shirt is so koobere!

by treeman75 December 22, 2009