a kaiser

when everyone gets quiet and you make a speech. usually under 20 words. of course only King Kaiser can do this

we were all hanging out last night and we needed to hear a kaiser from the king

by fapplesauce April 29, 2012

kaiser

Franz "Kaiser" Beckenbauer.
Greatest fussball-player and coach ever.
Led Germany 1974 and 1990 to the world-championship.

Look dude, there's the Kaiser.

by Fritz Schnackenpfefferhausen November 14, 2005

kaiser soze

References all criminals, or people who scare others very deeply. One may be unsure what this "Kaiser Soze" person is capable of. It is a good bet that the worst one can imagine is probably true, or close to what they are capable of. An unpredictably violent person. One who takes great pleasure or care in their violence and deception.

The character Kaiser Soze in the movie Usual Suspects.

by jana p May 8, 2006

keiser

-noun
1. something having a large head in comparison to its body

-verb
2. to propel oneself using gravitational pull and momentum caused by tilting one's head in certain direction

3. related word: keiserism - noun- a trite phrase expressed in a nasally manner with much undeserved enthusiam

1. After his accident involving large-scale machinery, the construction worker's head swelled to the size of a keiser

2. That small child with an elephant-sized head is keisering in order to win the race.

3. Examples of keiserisms: "HOLY SMOKES!" "STOP IT OFF!" "JUST KIDDING...BUT SERIOUSLY!" "AAANGH!"

by PustulePaul January 23, 2009

Kaiser Baby

An incredibly ugly newborn human. Named for the porcelain baby doll created in the likeness of Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany, to commemorate his birth.

"He was quite the Kaiser baby at first, but he grew-up to be adorable."

by Ula Barber January 14, 2008

kaiser

Kaiser is an amazing guy! hes sweet sensitive and has an awesome sense of humor. He is very atractive and is deffinatly the guy you can count on. Kaiser is great boyfriend material and is very understanding and treats a girl like royalty! hes outgoing most of the time and easy to talk to but has a shy side that few people know about. he likes all kinds of girls, from blondes to brunets and even gingers! if you date him consider yourself super lucky! there arnt many guys out there like him!

Kaiser is so sweet!

by alkjwoeirbnjkadv August 1, 2010

kooser

a kook/loser.
someone who is both a kook and a loser.
combined.
can only be used when the person is seriously lame.
or seriously a kook
or seriously a loser.
its pretty self explanatory.

-"oh my god that teacher is such a kooser"
-"yeah... what a kooser"
-"you said it wrong, you're such a kooser"

by karissa13456 July 18, 2009