This does not mean “kill myself” as many poor, depressed seem to think! It means “kiss me, someone!” and is a plea for physical affection. This demand should be answered at the earliest availableopportunity (like tonight).
“Wowwww I just passed my driver’s test at the 16th time of asking!! kms!!”
me: whats 9*11
dumbass: 9
me: hell to the fucking no
dumbass: maybe..................999?
me: take the one nine 9 away please
dumbass: uh...........9, again?
Me: c'mon now, you're kms. if 9 isn't correct the first damn time, what the hell tells your brain to say, AGAIN????????? and the answer is 99 you dumbass hoe
kill myself. sum most people say as a joke over text and sum to not necessarily take seriously. people say it sometimes when they fucked up or they gonna get pissed or annoyed at sum.
friend: yk we gotta math test tmr
me: wait what u serious?
friend: yea did u study?
me: no oh fuck imma jus kms tbh lmfaoo