Most commonly “kill myself” but it originally meant Kreigsmarine Schiff*, The Kreigsmarine was the naval division of Facist Germany’s Military Forces. Seen as a prefix for ships, such as the “KMS Tirpitz” *Schiff meaning Ship.
Guy 1: “Dude, I’m gonna KMS.”
Guy 2: “You’re gonna Kreigsmarine Schiff?”
Guy 1: “No, It means kill myself!”
Guy 2: “You’re gonna Kreigsmarine Schiff?”
Guy 1: “No, It means kill myself!”
by Roskai March 30, 2021
Get the KMSmug. The KM is an unbelievably gorgeous woman. The KM is extraordinarily rare and would be considered an 11 on the 10 scale......The KM's aura is so powerful it tends to turn most men full retard.
Lewis was out drinking one night and The KM walked up beside him at the bar. He tried to say hello, but shit his pants and passed out instead.
by G.Steeley September 4, 2016
Get the the kmmug. "Hey I really wanna KMS"
"Dude, please no <3"
"What I just wanna KMS?"
"Do u need help?"
"BRO I JUST WANNA KISS MARIOS SISTER!!"
"wait...... he doesnt have a sister..."
"OMG THE GREEN ONE!"
"Dude.... luigis a boy..."
"OK! AND?! HES HOT AF"
"Dude, please no <3"
"What I just wanna KMS?"
"Do u need help?"
"BRO I JUST WANNA KISS MARIOS SISTER!!"
"wait...... he doesnt have a sister..."
"OMG THE GREEN ONE!"
"Dude.... luigis a boy..."
"OK! AND?! HES HOT AF"
by #LuigiSimp August 5, 2021
Get the KMSmug. Kentucky Meat Shower - A vile sex act which has two versions. The "open air" version and the "under a leaky tin roof version". Which just requires some tinfoil and a few cut outs.
Dave: Hey Jim, I'm gonna literally KMS tonight.
Jim: Wow Dave, that's wild! Are you going open air or so you needa borrow some foil?
Jim: Wow Dave, that's wild! Are you going open air or so you needa borrow some foil?
by anonymous March 12, 2021
Get the KMSmug. by FreshCrackers May 20, 2020
Get the Kmsmug. by Oookfineee December 27, 2016
Get the KMSmug. 