Klondike bar floozie

Not to be confused with a bar floozie (a "loose" female who hangs around a bar waiting for some hot young stud to pick her up), this term refers to an equally "loose" gal with such a sweet tooth that she is NEVER "ashamed of what she done for a Klondike bar".

A Klondike bar floozie seldom has to buy her own ice cream sandwiches during the summertime; she just hangs around the supermarket parking lot and watches for hot young hunks who are heading to their vehicles with bulging shopping bags full of Klondike bars, and then hurries over and offers them a little touchy-feely/nookie-wookie in exchange for one of the scrumptious frozen treats.

by QuacksO September 16, 2014

klondyke

A golddigger lesbian

That klondyke is looking for a sugar momma.

by OverrunToaster October 5, 2020

Klydale

She's tiny but she's fierce. Although she doesn't understand basic social ques, she is always there to listen. Can pull off any hair style and can back talk a hoe like nobody's business

first person: "hey is that Klydale"

second person: "yea she's so cool and im really intimidated by her"

by babaloo2323 January 22, 2021

Klyde

Klyde Is a person with a huge cock if you ever meet a Klyde the only thing you need to know is that he's always packing. Hes amazing in the sheets and better at keeping you off the streets. Klyde will always makes your time the best time.

I need a Klyde in my life

by Ashleystar April 1, 2021

what would you do for a klondike bar?

A inside joke questioning what one would so for an Klondike Bar ice cream product. Sometimes used as a sexual double entendre or Euphemism of some sort. Implying that a Klondike Bar is so good that someone would be willing to do sexual favors to obtain one. What would you do for a Klondike bar is pretty much questioning if someone would go down on you or have sex with you for one. Often used by Men on their girlfriends as a sexual advancement or for a funny laugh at college frat parties.

Ashley- Hey Babe, Can I have a Klondike Bar?
Mike- What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Ashley- I dunno, what do I need to do ;)?
Mike- Would you give head for a Klondike Bar?
Ashley- Yeah :D
Mike- Well I got 2 Klondike bars, Will you do Anal for 2?
Ashley- Make it 3 babe ;)

College frat party joking version

Brad- Yo bruh I got Klondike bars
Steve- What did you do to get em ahhaahahaha
Brad- I went down on your aunt.
Steve- Not cool man, she passed away
Brad- I know, that was the gross part.

by GM123 April 21, 2016

Klodia

baddest bitch out there, shes spicy, hot and classy. She only dates hot men with accents, she has big boobs and uses them to her advantage.

who's hot? Klodia!

by squadaddle44 March 30, 2021

Klondike

(v) - A sexual act consisting of a white woman being voluntarily pommeled in between two strong black males. Usually the white woman is unable to walk/stand for a long amount of time.

Me: Hey you hear Lacy is in a coma?
Friend: Yeah, I heard she was thrown around by some fellas the other night.
Me: Yeah, she was hot for being so trashy.
Friend: Yeah she went from hot to being fucked cold.
Me: That's why they call it a klondike.

Girl 1: Why are we in Aurora?
Girl 2: I want to get a klondike.
Girl 1: We should have gotten a dd.

by Migrodamus August 29, 2009