kleem

kleem is little thursday boys cum. kleem can be used for anything, it can cure muscle disease causes my gnomes (or in general) regenerate bones, cure cancer, bring people back from the dead, englongate your elbow skin, activate your dennis gland, etcetera.

bro i love kleem

by HeatherNikkii July 25, 2023

abel klose

Abel Klose is a faggot who loves sucking dick and taking it in the ass. He's also railing kids in warzone and real life when he occasionally gets the chance.

Abel Klose makes my uncle look like a saint

by anonymous August 20, 2022

klopek

a strange person. be it in physical appearence or in the way they act.

Man that guy James is a real klopek.

by eric March 28, 2003

kleenex baby

A tissue-cum mixture created by masturbation.

I have a tissue shortage because Tim made a kleenex baby in my bathroom!

by Timmies February 27, 2008

Kleenex

The thing that's ready to bear all your boogers no matter how boogerily boogery they are.

Ahhh...Ahhh...Ahhhhh-- *grab Kleenex* pikaCHOO!

by Ihuj Irtahk December 28, 2009

Klee Gaming

A restricted user on the Genshin Impact Official Discord server. Word has it that they're the incarnation of skill issue.

Klee Gaming: *exists*
Chat:

by KEKWAH April 20, 2022

Kleenex

Preferred hygiene product used by women (and presumably men) after intercourse, resulting from intra-vaginal or intra-anal climax, to prevent unnecessarily soiling bed-sheets/couch/carpet/upholstery/car-seat with the deposited ejaculate, which may subsequently trickle onto said fuck spots.
Convenient, cheap, quick and absorbent, the Kleenex is the ideal way to prevent nasty love juice stains.

Synonyms: Snot rag, hanky, handkerchief, tissue

“Give me a fucking Kleenex or you’ll sleep on the really wet spot!”

“I’m sorry! I don’t have a Kleenex for clean up. Use your hand, the toilet is only a few steps away.”

by Loobert July 8, 2005