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klabb

A lesser known norwegian word for "Tonje Sæther"
"E fikk juling av brannvarslarn"
by Thilicen April 14, 2005
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klaustrophobic

I've always wanted to go to Oktoberfest but, sadly, I'm klaustrophobic.
by DrSpoons June 22, 2011
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Klausturfuck

When Icelandic (or any other nationality) members of parliament go to a pub, get drunk, let their inner asshole out and are recorded in the act.
That visit to the pub was a total Klausturfuck
by Djakninn December 1, 2018
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Klaus Hargreeves

The best character in The Umbrella Academy. You know, the one that ate a bagel out of a dumpster so he could spend time with his brother. Yeah, that guy.
Person A " Who's your favorite character from The Umbrella Academy?"
Person B "Definitely Klaus Hargreeves, he is great and we must protect him."
by Frogs_Are_Bitches November 30, 2020
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Klaussexual

When one feels sexual attraction towards Klaus Miakelson, regardless of their gender or sex
Omg look at Kelly, she's literally drooling over Klaus Miakelson's pictures on Pinterest. She must be Klaussexual
by Mia Grace January 12, 2021
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Keyboard Klansman

n: The loser, with a surplus of time on his hands, that clicks on YouTube links just so he can leave a racist rant in the comments section.

This individual is usually hard to identify/locate, since he chooses to express his bad-ass, pseudo-nazi rhetoric from the safety of his super-secret Racist Loser Batcave.

The rants of these losers are easily identified by misspelled words, lack of punctuation, and overusage of profanity.
ex 1: In the news today: Jimbo Johnson, aka niggerhayter1981, was severely beaten after several members of the G.W. Bush High School basketball team uncovered the true identity of the elusive keyboard klansman.
He will be missed.

ex 2: "Dang-Gone!! another McDonald's application denied! ...and it's all cuzza them dang Mexicans!! Looks like a job for the Keyboard Klansman... I'll show 'em!"
by Harry Hogdick February 15, 2009
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klansplain

To argue that obviously racist things -- e.g., slavery, the Confederacy, its monuments and flags -- are not racist.
Person 1: The Confederacy was about States' Rights, not slavery.
Person 2: Don't klansplain. Read the "Cornerstone Speech" and see what the rebels said at the time.
by Dogger1955 April 25, 2017
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