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takeshi kitano

It's the Japanese equivalent of God or Jesus Christ. This is because of his immense talent as a filmmaker, comedian, writer, social commentator, satire, painter, killer, finger-cutter, hiker, athlete, stopping bullets with his chin, slapping drug-dealers around at public restrooms around 20 times in a single cut, storming and destroying magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, getting arrested after storming magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, resurrecting after mortal motorcycle accidents and coming back even more badass than before and discovering new talents, cooking, etc.

He is also the man Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer combined wish they could be.
"Takeshi Kitano died and came back to life! Now he has a broken wrist, an eyepatch, sticks chopsticks to Yakuza henchmen's eyes... and paints! God help us!
-Did you say 'God'?
-You're right--oh my..."
by mrkitano November 25, 2006
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red kinda sus

an among us word where to determine that red is suspicious/suspect. it is a short sentence. cuz red is sus because red shushes
and didnt tell crewmates he was imposter
Sentence: RED KINDA SUS to me btw
sentence:i suspect red. he is acting sus
by ISSDefinitions October 18, 2020
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On a date, kinda nervous

A phrase that started out funny but evolved into a phase white girls use every time they spend time with another person whether it be their significant other or even themselves.
*posting on Snapchat while spending time with another individual* “On a date, kinda nervous” Can also be said like: “on a date, not nervous at all”
by Meme Lorde July 8, 2018
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Kitan

Kitan. Or as their mothers say it, K-i-t-o. Kitan is the name that belongs to an amazing girl or boy. Usually African, Kitans' normally have a longer name but shorten it to Kitan. They have a tendency to be rude but deep down there is a heart somewhere, even if it takes long to find. kitans are very good on the scale of looks too. Kitans' have a weird but bubbly personality once you get to know them and they are a great type of friend to have. Kitans' generally do not share, so do not ask for sweets from them. Kitans' are also very funny and have a great sense of humor. If you have a Kitan in your life, watch out, not only are they sneaky and sly but they are amazing friends too.
Person 1: Is that April, Jessica and Kitan?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Damn, Kitan is fineeeee!
by pengalicious May 23, 2019
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Kinda sus

Crewmate 1: Idk man Crewmate 2 seems kinda sus
Crewmate 2: What
Crewmate 2 was not the impostor.
by SOVETNICK HL2 September 20, 2020
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Kitana

Smart,very pretty,short girl. She is shy but crazy if you really know her. Loves family. Great kisser. Good in bed. Has caring firends. Gullable at times, but can tell when some one is lying. Over all shes a nice pretty girl,Btw she loves to eat!.
by yhea,blah April 3, 2010
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Kidara

A Balkan slang word for a 9-12 year old kid who plays Fortnite, Roblox etc. Wears Fortnite and Roblox shirts, buys Robux and Seasons in Fortnite. Will always trashtalk other games.
Some other kid: Hey man what games you play?
Kidara: I only play Fortnite and Roblox becazse other games suck.
Some other kid: OMG what a KIDARA
by hoe.swerwer December 22, 2020
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